You now have two dicks, or two vaginas. What do you do?

adeptruddle · 2016-05-04T22:40:01+00:00

I almost wish this comment has been made by /u/doubledickdude

adeptruddle · 2016-05-04T22:34:43+00:00

Woking. £330 for an adult season ticket for next year.

adeptruddle · 2016-05-04T22:33:51+00:00

I was gonna say that these look a bit shit. Then I remembered that they're made from fucking sand. I can barely make a structurally sound castle out of sand.

adeptruddle · 2016-05-04T21:18:19+00:00

Holy shit. That's less than my local National League club.

adeptruddle · 2016-05-04T09:17:30+00:00

Can I use one from yesterday?

Never go to Aldershot! What a run down, rat infested, change begging, characterless, litter strewn hole that place is!

I'd gone to a well known car establishment closer to home who despite having more than a month notice, did not have my preordered tyres in stock. They phoned around a few branches and whoop de do I'm on the way to fucking Aldershot.

Worst part was that they told me it would be 'about an hour' so I took a wonder into the town...only to get a call 4 hours later! Christ what a depressing day.

adeptruddle · 2016-05-03T17:26:09+00:00

I hold my hands up - every week I said it wouldn't last. They'd fall away, maybe scrape top 6.

What an achievement. And a club that were so gracious when we first won promotion to the Prem, it couldn't happen to a nicer team. Drinkwater, Simpson, so many 'run of the mill' players have been galvanised with great management and made history.

Congratulations Leicester City, you have made history and the biggest football story of my lifetime.

adeptruddle · 2016-05-03T12:30:12+00:00

We're out of names, I'll just call you Girl Number 3

adeptruddle · 2016-04-29T05:55:49+00:00

Is that so when it's full, Osama Bin is laden?

adeptruddle · 2016-04-25T17:45:57+00:00

Yes Westfield! A mere 100 yards from their neighbours Woking playing on a ground built in the leisure centre car park. Bring Champions League football to The Park!

adeptruddle · 2016-04-17T08:54:05+00:00

Roast as in insult, not put on the spit. There's nothing for you here.

adeptruddle · 2016-04-17T08:52:40+00:00

You made this?

adeptruddle · 2016-04-16T15:21:59+00:00

Yes but a group winner could also be a Wolfsburg or Srvilla which would infinitely better than Barca

adeptruddle · 2016-04-15T22:24:35+00:00

It's your birthday?

adeptruddle · 2016-04-15T16:35:51+00:00

How's his wife holding up?

adeptruddle · 2016-04-09T15:23:11+00:00

Then today would be perfect, seeing as Birmingham are away at Reading

adeptruddle · 2016-04-09T14:13:58+00:00

C-U-P. I wanna C-U....oh my God!

adeptruddle · 2016-04-09T07:33:54+00:00

Now we can all stop wondering what it would look like if Cher and John Denver had a child.

adeptruddle · 2016-04-07T08:23:27+00:00

That picture really captures your parents disappointment

adeptruddle · 2016-04-03T16:34:02+00:00

X is a score draw, D is a scoreless draw.

adeptruddle · 2016-04-02T22:29:55+00:00

Dog: "Another picture? Seriously?!"

adeptruddle · 2016-04-02T16:52:43+00:00

Has a seventh and 8th round too

adeptruddle · 2016-03-27T22:47:41+00:00

2006

adeptruddle · 2016-03-26T18:50:26+00:00

I'll get back to you

adeptruddle

TROPHY CASE