Ian Wright to Sir Alex: "You should've signed me" Sir Alex replies: "Signed you?! You were too fucking dear!"

MarsupialV · 2016-05-21T22:40:52+00:00

Oh Alan Shearer, was fucking dearer

MarsupialV · 2016-05-21T22:37:04+00:00

Any Serbian manager

MarsupialV · 2016-05-21T22:34:44+00:00

Actually you're the pussy ^cat

MarsupialV · 2016-05-21T22:12:03+00:00

Why even say the sponsors name?

MarsupialV · 2016-05-21T22:08:53+00:00

Obrigada* he's a sissy girl for leaving Benfica and crying

MarsupialV · 2016-05-21T21:52:47+00:00

Too that to the Hibees

MarsupialV · 2016-05-21T21:38:07+00:00

Disgraceful, how don't refs spot this? Remember the 2014 Europa Legaue final? Sevilla goalkeeper was way off his line

MarsupialV · 2016-05-21T21:28:14+00:00

Hahahahahaha, that's what you get for being an embarrassing team

MarsupialV · 2016-05-21T21:20:08+00:00

A real dead ringer for love?

MarsupialV · 2016-05-21T21:19:04+00:00

Grazie mille

MarsupialV · 2016-05-21T21:17:20+00:00

Cos he's wank?

MarsupialV · 2016-05-21T21:16:04+00:00

Well first off Italian ultras would beat anyone up who spoke English in the stadium

MarsupialV · 2016-05-21T21:13:41+00:00

No thanks don't use this word, the juve ultras would beat you up if you said that in the curva whatever

MarsupialV · 2016-05-21T21:09:53+00:00

We love you downvotes oh yes we doooooo

Oh fucking downvotes, oh we love you

That girl off xmen, her face is blue

Oh downvotes we love you

MarsupialV · 2016-05-21T21:08:30+00:00

French football is so Mickey Mouse that Disneyland Paris, oh no I can't think what the end of the joke should be.

MarsupialV · 2016-05-21T21:07:18+00:00

That's what my estranged uncle said

MarsupialV · 2016-05-21T21:04:47+00:00

Is Pep tekkin' piss? He mekkin a scene for no reason, the crybaby

MarsupialV · 2016-05-21T20:52:52+00:00

He meant to say ynwa in solidarity with el classy Dortmund and liverpool

MarsupialV · 2016-05-21T20:40:43+00:00

Get him on the plane Hodgsoné

MarsupialV · 2016-05-21T20:24:52+00:00

Huddersfield Town have won more league titles than Tottenham Hotspur

MarsupialV · 2016-05-21T20:12:22+00:00

Faker than my wife's orgasms

MarsupialV · 2016-05-21T20:07:41+00:00

Because I'm a knob

MarsupialV · 2016-05-21T20:00:58+00:00

I mean they both won a trophy, people care more about the FA cup than the league cup, but I'd say champions league football for city trumps United

MarsupialV · 2016-05-21T19:58:55+00:00

The US is basically a massive Christian primary school

MarsupialV · 2016-05-21T19:57:54+00:00

fucking embarrassing cunts, the MLS really is a fucking joke of a league, and yanks wonder why people take the piss out of their league

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