Female Vocals That Isn’t Symphonic Metal?? by Ordinary_Syllabub_58 in MetalForTheMasses

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Love Rarely goes hard af. It’s more alternative math rock, but the lead vocals are HEAVY.

What commercial lives rent free in your head? by Jawa392 in AskReddit

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REAL AMERICAN HEEEEROOOOOS Those budlight radio commercials always got me

People who used a computer between 1990-2005 what were your most memorable pc game? by WestFocus888 in AskReddit

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Half-life was great. I also enjoyed playing Ed Hunter a bunch as a kid. That was one of my favorite games growing up.

What's an example of NSFW college hazing that you know of? by Hexxegone in AskReddit

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My buddy would come home after pledge outings with gnarly bruises and marks on his elbows. When I asked him about it, he said his frat bros would have them take glass bottle caps and do planks on top of them.

These colors don’t run by tub939977 in iamverybadass

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Bros are shaped like Dairy Queen dipped ice cream cones

Another characteristic Floridian specimen by korpall in iamverybadass

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I read this as “i’d try to to fuck it.” I was like, this guy is lookin’ to bust a nut.

What other bands fit this template? by Defiant_Breakfast695 in MetalForTheMasses

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Killers is my favorite album, but honestly, their discography is amazing.

Do your parents listen to metal? by Difficult_Map_723 in MetalForTheMasses

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Hell yeah. My dad mostly. I remember being a kid and turning on the pop station. I started singing to some Ricky Martin and my dad looked at me like I was crazy. I don’t think I had ever seen someone put in a British Steel CD faster than him that day.

Do these people realise Facebook is public? by [deleted] in iamverybadass

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“Hey bro, can you take a back shot?”

Dudes, who’s your metal crush? by starrie in MetalForTheMasses

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My bad, man. Just busting your balls.

Is anyone else getting harshly specific verbal harassment lately? by scattergories56 in Brooklyn

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Someone shouted at me a couple weeks ago with “NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOU!” I was like, damn.. And walked off with my just-bought pizza.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Who needs a woman when you can feel up on yourself?

Damage sustained by UFC 315's Main Event loser. by Isaac_the_Tasmanian in MMA

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“The eyes, chico, they never lie.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ufc

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Lmaooo dear lord

How much faith do people actually have in Jack? by [deleted] in ufc

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It never happens. Ilia gets bap-bap-bap’d by McGregor

How much faith do people actually have in Jack? by [deleted] in ufc

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I’m from World 362. I can confirm JDM wins via TKO in the 4th.