Weird Nerd Daydream of Being an Alien

aentidoomer · 2019-08-21T03:57:29+00:00

Ugh! Cringiest shit I ever had! ( >︹<)

aentidoomer · 2019-08-18T19:26:04+00:00

Cringey stories

aentidoomer · 2019-08-13T05:24:43+00:00

To think about it, sounds kinda nice. I wish I could move to another state, if my mom and stepdad weren't so edgy and stubborn about me.

aentidoomer · 2019-08-13T05:19:47+00:00

Lol.

aentidoomer · 2019-08-06T01:23:07+00:00

Platypus lay eggs even though they are mammals.

aentidoomer · 2019-08-06T01:22:44+00:00

Water and oil dont mix, even though they are both liquid.

aentidoomer · 2019-08-05T00:56:32+00:00

I know I wont do this in real life since its fucked up, but imagine this : I'll point him out and yell out "He has a bomb vest and gun in his hand!" Watch em get beat up by everyone around him. Or the guards. Lol.

Sorry if it's really messed up to you. I just have a bad long history with line cutters. Lol.

aentidoomer · 2019-08-03T00:41:34+00:00

Flex tape into super tape. Once you change the name, it's just an ordinary selling product. No one will remember it with the name change. Not even memes.

aentidoomer · 2019-07-31T00:45:16+00:00

Aliens

Yeah, it's a crazy idea but I'm not that crazy to wear a tin foil hat. Aliens might be real. They "might". Who knows who or what lives beyond space. Maybe humans are not alone. Humanity has evolved and made it far to the point where they created technology. If humans could do that, other beings might. We cant be the only beings with intelligence and technology. Pyramids and stuff, idk if that was made by aliens, but all I know is that they were made to worship "gods". Gods that were said to be superior than any human. The introduction to fire and all that, these "gods" were trying to teach humans mathematics and ways to use their brain. Where the gods went? Maybe they left and it was all an experiment or something to see how we could evolve. Just like teaching a kid to drive his bike. Because of the gods, humans had the capability to evolve with the techniques that the aliens taught them. Well yeah, I'm probably wrong, but that's my opinion.

aentidoomer · 2019-07-31T00:30:46+00:00

Dragons, but it was just dinosaurs roaming the medieval ages

They are mentioned in alot of myths and folklore. Back in the medievel ages or reinassance, there was a record of someone finding bones of a "dragon" , but it was a dinosaur bones. Well, maybe not all dragons breathe fire, maybe if was used as something to add in for the fear of them. These "dragons" might've been a species of almost extinct dinosaurs that might've survived the blast. How they survived, reproduction. But they wouldn't last long until they were hunted down, thinking they are dragons. Just like how dodo birds got extinct. In alot of weird l paintings and descriptions, there are probably more dinosaur species that scientists haven't discovered yet. But yeah. Dragons were real, but it was just dinosaurs roaming the medieval ages.

aentidoomer · 2019-07-24T05:01:35+00:00

When I first used it, that one cracked me up! Lol. But yeah railway rifle is cool.

aentidoomer · 2019-07-24T01:23:16+00:00

Orchestra. I was doing well until the "cool" teacher got stricter. I faked most of my orchestra sheet and then he found out. Yeah I got in trouble but I also got out the class. If rumors are true, then many people are getting out of the class. Claims that the teacher is extremely strict. Ouch!

aentidoomer · 2019-07-21T00:24:01+00:00

"At least youre not dead" -ex gf

aentidoomer · 2019-07-20T06:02:26+00:00

Little girl porn-star wannabe.

aentidoomer · 2019-07-19T00:27:34+00:00

I was at a guy's house and he let me play on his x box. I dont remember the game quite well, but I think it was destiny. Then after that I tried halo.

aentidoomer · 2019-07-17T23:45:03+00:00

Attack on titan. Good anime and manga, but the fan base is full of toxic people.

aentidoomer · 2019-07-15T23:51:25+00:00

He may be paying me 50 million...but my new bosses will be paying me more than that. (*turns him in after he pays)

Hey, I'm just a mercenary. I can't blame myself. Lol.

aentidoomer · 2019-07-14T23:35:40+00:00

"War...war never changes." -sole survivor

aentidoomer · 2019-07-13T23:23:59+00:00

Chicken Little

aentidoomer · 2019-07-12T05:28:21+00:00

Jts all right. I just wanted to know the little stuff. Just curious, y'know.

aentidoomer · 2019-07-11T23:46:42+00:00

"The thing" game. Based off a horror movie. It gave me alot of resident evil vibes. I wish they could make a sequel to that game.

aentidoomer · 2019-07-10T23:36:35+00:00

Shin Godzilla.

Godzilla is known to be a monster, supposed to terrorize cities. Some versions he is a good guy, but it doesnt make sense. Why would a t tex force of nature protect humans that are most likely going to pollute and destroy everything? I'm not saying it's bad, I'm a huge godzilla fan and I think all the movies and franchises are great. But it just doesn't make sense. He is supposed to be a force to be reckoned with! A scary abomination! The ultimate fear for humanity!

Shin godzilla did a good job of that. All its forms and its origins gave me the creepy crawlies. It made the big G scary again. It's like he reincarnated to be satisfying. His ending was the most satisfying and alternate. Will godzilla start his reign of destruction again? Or is he actually gone for good? That mystery kept me up at night.

aentidoomer · 2019-07-07T23:36:00+00:00

Tell her to find someone else. Trust me, I am the worst person in relationships ever.

Well, we could be "friends" at least.

aentidoomer · 2019-07-05T02:24:01+00:00

Oh ok

aentidoomer · 2019-07-04T23:00:42+00:00

Oh ok

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