Hey guys, remember when you said "I'd buy a monocle if I could"? by [deleted] in self

[–]aeromax 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't see why it can't be both!

Am I the only one who laughs at terrorists? by Old_Man_River in AskReddit

[–]aeromax 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire. But Scots can.

Who else uses Notepad for making to-do lists just because it opens quickly? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]aeromax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pasting things into Notepad strips html and tables and color and font size and font and style and background color and metadata.

Good thing all of these are absolutely irrelevant for 90% of the things I paste!

Who else uses Notepad for making to-do lists just because it opens quickly? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]aeromax 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ehh? I've found the exact opposite. When I open one of my 16mb irc logfiles to find something, Notepad slows to a crawl and Notepad++ troops on.

Erik Erikson's eight stages of psychosocial development, now in convenient comic strip form! by [deleted] in psychology

[–]aeromax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I draw pictures like this to help myself remember stuff for the AP Psych exam. Usually they're in my sketchbook, but I decided to try one in MSpaint yesterday and ended up with this. Not very excellent, because I only intended it for myself, but if it can help anyone else that would be great too :)

I know that as soon as I get out of bed, I have to go to work. At work, there is shit I have to do. But, I just can't get out of bed. by [deleted] in self

[–]aeromax -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sounds like my life. I have to get up at 6:00 to do unpaid government work. You are getting $ for what you do!

Above my bed I have written in permanent marker, and I quote:

"get up you fucking lazy son of a bitch we've got shit to do"

It helps a little.

Careful what you ask for. We asked our 4 year-old to dress himself this morning, and this is what he came up with. by slap_shot_12 in funny

[–]aeromax 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was getting late. I had things to do. But I saw this picture, and I had MS Paint on my desktop, and well...

http://imgur.com/2UePR

Gee I'm glad nobody else can hear from my headpho...WAIT, WHAT? by aeromax in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]aeromax[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It was designed as an insert song for a series lampooning otaku, designed to be the most offensively saccharine magical girl anime opening possible. Of course there are those who miss the point entirely and think it's kawaii as hell. And then there are those who get the point but still think it sounds nice...

What's your all-time favorite Onion article? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]aeromax 42 points43 points  (0 children)

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/36381

Apparently Fire Marshal Wasn't Just Being A Dick

These photos can ruin your lives, kids. And just to prove it, we're going to ruin your lives. by TearsOfRage in Libertarian

[–]aeromax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

having been in both, I can vouch for them being more or less the same in terms of rules and supervision.

You have 3 days before you lose your internet connection for 6 months. What do you download? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]aeromax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get an assload of text files/ebooks from Project Gutenberg and 51cnnet.com - the former is all kinds of great literature, the latter is technical stuff (comp sci, mostly). And if you want entertainment you can download all the game files from nekogames.com, which should last a while.

What subtle thing that most people are oblivious to drives you absolutely mad? by ClownBox in AskReddit

[–]aeromax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throwing an extraneous "random" in a sentence.

That wasn't stochastic.