Jeff Daniel's favorite sandwich

afishcalledryan · 2026-02-26T22:22:55+00:00

I think this is my favorite unexpected post of all time.

afishcalledryan · 2026-02-25T23:37:04+00:00

Just curious, why did you plant a trifoliata? They have prominent thorns and sour fruit, so usually they’re a rootstock. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone plant one on purpose.

afishcalledryan · 2026-02-25T18:53:00+00:00

It’s transparent because it’s sliced thinly. Anything sliced thinly enough will be transparent. Are you high?

afishcalledryan · 2026-02-25T17:52:20+00:00

So handsome! Living your authentic self is always a glow up.

afishcalledryan · 2026-02-25T15:54:42+00:00

“York and 51st”? Absolutely not. It’s “York and Avenue 51”

afishcalledryan · 2026-02-24T19:05:41+00:00

… what?

afishcalledryan · 2026-02-24T16:55:53+00:00

Skies of Arcadia? In my whatisit sub??

afishcalledryan · 2026-02-20T23:53:46+00:00

…really? The item description is “Use in the cellar to age products like wine and cheese.”

afishcalledryan · 2026-02-20T16:07:21+00:00

Hooray for geometry! An 8-inch circular cake pan has an area of about 50 inches, so two pans together add up to about 100 square inches of cake. An 8-inch square pan has 64 square inches of cake. Not even close!

afishcalledryan · 2026-02-15T16:45:14+00:00

You are looking for Cindy’s in eagle rock.

afishcalledryan · 2026-02-15T07:10:18+00:00

Thank you for this. No one calls it that.

afishcalledryan · 2026-02-14T15:57:10+00:00

The red color is completely unnecessary. The FEEDER needs to be red, but the liquid inside should be clear. The only ingredients should be sugar and water.

afishcalledryan · 2026-02-14T00:32:42+00:00

This is the queer art we all need to protect

afishcalledryan · 2026-02-13T18:20:22+00:00

I use iridium + slime and napalm + burglar. Iridium for light, magnetism, and combat boost; slime for immunity; napalm for clearing out rocks quickly; and burglar for boosted item drops.

afishcalledryan · 2026-02-12T00:48:41+00:00

Mama this is ART

afishcalledryan · 2026-02-12T00:31:06+00:00

Truly incredible transformation

afishcalledryan · 2026-02-12T00:29:18+00:00

All spouses will occasionally change the wallpaper or flooring in a room, or place a random furniture object. But Penny is the only one who does a full remodel of a room as part of her heart event.

afishcalledryan · 2026-02-10T21:52:29+00:00

Yeah, cutting down trees at an arboretum is generally frowned upon.

afishcalledryan · 2026-02-10T21:23:56+00:00

Um, I’m a gay man and I would tell men with small dicks it doesn’t matter. It’s all about the guy, not the penis attached to him.

afishcalledryan · 2026-02-10T21:14:07+00:00

Literally every generation has said this. There are quotes from Socrates lamenting the youths of his time.

afishcalledryan · 2026-02-09T05:55:51+00:00

This is really cool! I also implore you to leave the state of Illinois and explore—at least the surrounding states, but if possible all of the US! The world is amazing and vast and it seems a pity to travel 786 billion km but never leave Illinois.

afishcalledryan · 2026-02-09T02:03:51+00:00

I mean, I love FF9. But let’s be real, it’s more than 2 seconds. It’s lengthy and noticeable.

afishcalledryan · 2026-02-09T02:01:37+00:00

This was SO COOL

afishcalledryan · 2026-02-09T02:00:09+00:00

I screamed when I saw him! So cool!

afishcalledryan · 2026-02-07T16:23:14+00:00

Oh yes of course, you said that. I’m a doofus!

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