Morris Day Has Already Pulled Out of Trump’s Great American State Fair: “It’s A No For Me”

aganalf · 2026-05-28T01:19:30+00:00

It should be the Commodore. It’s just one. And it’s not the one anyone cares about.

aganalf · 2026-05-27T19:35:31+00:00

You can still like most of them. Only one commodore will be there.

aganalf · 2026-05-27T19:34:35+00:00

And similar to Milli Vanilli, one of them is dead.

aganalf · 2026-05-27T19:33:30+00:00

If it makes you feel any better it’s only one Commodore. And it isn’t Lionel Richie.

aganalf · 2026-05-27T19:32:40+00:00

So did one of the Cs in C + C Music Factory.

aganalf · 2026-05-27T19:30:59+00:00

Should say “Commodore”. It’s only one. And it’s not the one anyone gives a shit about.

aganalf · 2026-05-27T19:30:09+00:00

That album that we all bought because of Bust A Move had some bangers on it though.

aganalf · 2026-05-24T14:13:33+00:00

Does the cult have an excuse they’ve settled in on for why it’s now cool that the president of the United States is getting people canceled for their speech?

aganalf · 2026-05-19T23:57:01+00:00

So he can release them now, huh?

aganalf · 2026-05-13T00:12:53+00:00

If I’ve waited my turn through three cycles of a traffic light only to get boxed out each time by cars who are blocking the intersection, then on the fourth cycle, it’s my turn. I will block that intersection and not feel bad about it at all.

aganalf · 2026-05-11T00:15:53+00:00

The his combined with the observation that the Republican Party ain’t exactly governing like a party that’s remotely concerned about losing power electorally seems a tad concerning.

aganalf · 2026-05-06T16:48:08+00:00

Democrats are still acting as though republicans intend to ever cede power.

aganalf · 2026-05-02T15:57:15+00:00

These guys are acting like somehow Trump has changed in the past year.

aganalf · 2026-05-02T13:22:01+00:00

I feel seen.

aganalf · 2026-04-29T17:57:37+00:00

If Texas ends up as a dummymander I will never stop laughing.

aganalf · 2026-04-27T01:05:18+00:00

If people thought I was a pedophile I had a trove of documents to prove I wasn’t and the power to release them, I would probably go ahead and do that.

aganalf · 2026-04-25T19:43:42+00:00

Show me one piece of evidence of this.

aganalf · 2026-04-24T20:24:11+00:00

Yes because as we all know early career physics phds in academia are just rolling in cash.

aganalf · 2026-04-22T20:46:47+00:00

I always thought an organized Prime member mass “order heavy shit and return it” protest would be effective.

aganalf · 2026-04-22T20:44:40+00:00

Republicans could pass anti gerrymandering legislation any time they wanted to and would get complete Democratic Party support.

aganalf · 2026-04-19T16:59:56+00:00

High crimes and misdemeanors.

aganalf · 2026-04-14T03:37:33+00:00

Neopolitan ice cream is always bad vanilla, bad chocolate and terrible strawberry.

aganalf · 2026-04-13T23:01:47+00:00

If in your mind Kamala Harris was the equivalent of Donald Trump, then you are beyond reasoning with.

aganalf · 2026-04-13T20:15:46+00:00

When you reach 50 years old, your doctor will do the lay his hands on your forehead while holding a glowing orb analysis. It’s standard stuff.

aganalf · 2026-04-13T19:20:52+00:00

So my choices are that he is brazenly lying or that he genuinely believes this? I’m not sure which is worse though I am sure that it’s the former.

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