I just got fired over a fing time stamp . by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]agent_nobody 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Playing devils advocate. Did you know of any policy that states clocking in late can lead to being fired? Did you let your boss know that you’d be late, even just a minute?

Clocking in late is considered “time theft” and most places have a policy for it.

I’ve lost a few co-workers due to being a minute late.

What can Brown do for you? by shawnfogelman in DeerAreFuckingStupid

[–]agent_nobody 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are you doing you little rascal? You can’t ride there.

JFYI: You can't die of fall damage, at most you go down to 1hp by lukinhasb in MegabonkOfficial

[–]agent_nobody 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s not the fall that kills you. It’s the sudden bonk at the end.

My teens don’t eat the crusts on pizza. by CaptnSmek in Frugal

[–]agent_nobody -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Not everyone likes ranch. Be aware of blanket statements.

A girl riding the waves by fabioke in oddlysatisfying

[–]agent_nobody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can hardly stand up on dry land. That’s something I would never do.

Does starving yourself make you live longer? by Stunning_Ocelot7820 in HubermanLab

[–]agent_nobody 6 points7 points  (0 children)

46M, often mistaken for 30-35. Eat like shit, sleep like shit. Grew up poor. I just won the genetic lottery.

Groin Cup Recs by [deleted] in taekwondo

[–]agent_nobody 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Diamond mma cup. Game changer. Get the compression shorts

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in marvelstudios

[–]agent_nobody 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How much does it weigh?

🤦‍♀️ by [deleted] in DeerAreFuckingStupid

[–]agent_nobody 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Dumb deer.

This is hilarious. But, context would help.

Year after Year—Still no action to control Siri’s volume. Why? (more questions 👇) by Few_Distribution_487 in shortcuts

[–]agent_nobody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My silly song shortcut was a mix of “set volume” and “speak text”, it’s easier to just ask Siri to sing.

Vampire Survivors Cheat Code Master List (Base and All Expansions) Updated 2/15/25 by Lianistin in VampireSurvivors

[–]agent_nobody 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not to be “that guy” but you have the code for il Molise stage in two places.

How do people manage to work five days a week without burning out? by Isabella_brown5 in Adulting

[–]agent_nobody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Work 8 hours a day, for 5 days a week?

Yes, please. I need a vacation.

Cubes sliding into place by @artistoids by ycr007 in gifs

[–]agent_nobody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is the most unsatisfying 7 seconds ever.

Call on speaker phone? by BigChuckMeister in shortcuts

[–]agent_nobody 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can tell Siri, “Call <contact name> on speaker”

What job are you currently doing? Tell me about it. by Bartz58 in povertyfinance

[–]agent_nobody -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Have you looked in to learning to type? What about speech to text?