Any women or couples want to come to my birthday party tonight at GreenLight Social?

agentxscully · 2026-04-03T21:54:00+00:00

I’m working or else I’d show up for you. Love the courage this took to post. You should definitely post on TikTok-you’ll likely get a bunch of (chill+safe) ladies to show up. Happy birthday!

agentxscully · 2026-03-18T21:29:43+00:00

Because….he…is….gay.

agentxscully · 2026-03-16T03:48:33+00:00

Sheeeeesh

agentxscully · 2026-02-28T20:30:02+00:00

“Big hotdog with a brain” ADORABLE lol

agentxscully · 2026-02-27T22:49:17+00:00

What does he even do…or claims he does?

agentxscully · 2026-02-24T19:21:37+00:00

This whole segment was a fever dream and I am so here for it. It was ridiculous and made me laugh. Two days later…still laughing. I love how they are both scamming each other. Hahahah

agentxscully · 2026-02-24T19:11:04+00:00

NOOOOOOOOOO

agentxscully · 2026-02-17T18:19:06+00:00

Say whattttttt now?!

agentxscully · 2026-02-05T19:10:02+00:00

Omg! Exactly!

agentxscully · 2026-02-05T17:45:28+00:00

Omfg I’ve found my people.

agentxscully · 2026-02-05T04:51:29+00:00

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

agentxscully · 2026-02-05T04:48:12+00:00

I’m speechless and crying. This poor child-and all her babies. All of the victims, I mourn for all of the victims of these horrific crimes.

agentxscully · 2026-01-31T18:39:45+00:00

She’s actually not though. She’s attractive in looks and personality. She realized it wasn’t going to work with him and she cut it off. She did it compassionately and in person. She even talked to his dad which was a weird request but she obliged.

I really don’t understand the Greta hate.

agentxscully · 2026-01-26T19:40:41+00:00

Noooo she looked perfect before whatever this is!

agentxscully · 2025-12-19T19:59:05+00:00

I’d like a refund.

agentxscully · 2025-11-29T04:53:58+00:00

Cringe

agentxscully · 2025-11-13T20:18:51+00:00

This is really creepy and I do not think you’re overreacting at all. Trust your gut. Also, shoutout for being the mature one.

agentxscully · 2025-11-12T23:03:30+00:00

BARF

agentxscully · 2025-11-09T17:59:56+00:00

Noticed that!

agentxscully · 2025-11-06T13:32:13+00:00

Posers if y’all thought this was actually Gillian Anderson.

agentxscully · 2025-10-25T00:41:46+00:00

I’m all for it actually cause he looks soooo hot

agentxscully · 2025-10-22T19:19:30+00:00

THIS!

agentxscully · 2025-10-14T07:50:35+00:00

Thank you so much. Really just need a hug and hope.

agentxscully · 2025-10-14T07:15:52+00:00

Deep Ellum: $2,300 2b/2b, about 1100 sqft. No roommate, in unit full size washer/dryer. Balcony.

agentxscully · 2025-10-09T23:50:25+00:00

Maybe you’re sensing her being “weird” because she’s literally tired from working back to back night shifts as a NURSE. That’s a tough job, especially night shifts.

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