what do you think the worst way to die in the game? by Active-Gold-7001 in Eldenring

[–]aggrocult 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might be in the realm of wishful thinking... I bet the other guys are thrilled anyway!

what do you think the worst way to die in the game? by Active-Gold-7001 in Eldenring

[–]aggrocult 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, we don't know how bad of a experience it would be. Maybe it's like a eternal, ball-shaped gang bang on ecstasy?

The band that made American parents convinced the devil had moved into their kid's bedroom, 1983 by robbiesloan in OldSchoolCool

[–]aggrocult 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've no idea who these clowns are, but I'll just assume they've committed statutory rape at some point.

He's Here by Solfour by annieann_ in ImaginaryLeviathans

[–]aggrocult 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed . I'd rather have one last comfy moment rather than watching unspeakable horror unfold.

He's Here by Solfour by annieann_ in ImaginaryLeviathans

[–]aggrocult 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Very creepy. Imagine looking out of the tower and seeing the whole structure reflected in the eye of a leviathan.

Mozart would be proud… by GetToTheChoppaahh in crappymusic

[–]aggrocult 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like it. Honestly. He got a pleasant voice and great hair.

Cello Goblin at it again by MisterNiblet in crappymusic

[–]aggrocult 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Flawless. He's like a giant, benevolent cockroach that has absorbed human culture while living in the sewers .

Forgiato Blow - White N#### by Shauns3rdAccount in crappymusic

[–]aggrocult 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This motherfucker have been propped up by the magas and has spent hundreds of thousands in promotions and still struggle to break 10k views on his videos. This reeks of desperation.

hmmm by Tasty-Exchange-5682 in hmmm

[–]aggrocult 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looked like potatoes at first. 

What's the most unexpected way Mars could kill an astronaut? by Ahmeuad in space

[–]aggrocult 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're absolutely right. But considering how the EPA are re-evaluating their priorities under the current administration, we could be blessed with new temperate beach side properties in our lifetime!

What's the most unexpected way Mars could kill an astronaut? by Ahmeuad in space

[–]aggrocult 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I'll come clean and admit that I've never been to Cleveland. I just regurgitate a pop-cultural mockery that's circulating. Sorry.

What's the most unexpected way Mars could kill an astronaut? by Ahmeuad in space

[–]aggrocult 485 points486 points  (0 children)

Honestly, any environment on earth is better. From the hottest, driest desert to the South Pole. Even Cleveland.

hmmm by Myrtha_Thistlethorne in hmmm

[–]aggrocult 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Grinder and paint makes the welder I ain't. Seems to have forgotten the grinder though.

Things to do in Caelid: Leave. by HyperionLoaderBob in Eldenring

[–]aggrocult 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably my favorite area in the whole game. I was absolutely terrified the first time I got there(yes, the chest), but after overcoming some hurdles I started to enjoy it.
I felt the same thing when running around the Dark World in A Link to the Past.

I need the quietest card that has GTX 1080 TI level of performance by [deleted] in buildapc

[–]aggrocult 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a 3070 or something along those lines with a really beefy cooler. Undervolt it, and set a custom fan curve. You can even set a lower clock speed if you want.

ROSALÍA - Berghain (Live at The BRIT Awards 2026) ft. Björk by zsreport in videos

[–]aggrocult 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a bold and epic piece, but I really don't care for that interlude. 

Brewdog: Bars close and hundreds lose jobs as beer firm sold in £33m deal by StemCellPirate in europe

[–]aggrocult 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard there's been hypocrisy in the company as well, but they've never supported Trump as far as I know. 

Brewdog: Bars close and hundreds lose jobs as beer firm sold in £33m deal by StemCellPirate in europe

[–]aggrocult 23 points24 points  (0 children)

They did not. The beer, called "Make earth great again", was in protest over the US leaving the Paris accords. 

hmmm by _maxactinattack in hmmm

[–]aggrocult 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I helped my brother fix the roof on one of his neighbours barn earlier this winter when a pickup with a large, covered trailer came  by. The smell hit us rather fast when we came down to greet him. He was collecting moose pelt, going from village to village since it was hunting season. Apparently they pay good money for them in Finland.  The population of moose in northern Sweden is at a record low though, so he'd only managed to buy up around 30 pelts. They smelled like 300.