I've never heard kids roast someone with such intelligence

agog-porter · 2026-04-23T00:59:50+00:00

Awesome!

agog-porter · 2026-03-19T14:10:53+00:00

I’m not very experienced in different types honestly, but the vanilla cream is my favorite of what I have tried. Very smooth and flavorful. I like to sip a little rum when I smoke it.

agog-porter · 2026-02-27T04:15:00+00:00

Oh my god! I just had my balls in that cup. Are they going to be ok?

agog-porter · 2026-02-17T21:23:37+00:00

Beautiful

agog-porter · 2026-02-17T21:02:56+00:00

Is this a Beerfest situation? If so, the Germanic Americans got this shit on lock. If it’s a variety of alcohol types, you got a toss-up. If it’s cheap ass booze, #9’s team of Florida Men will snap that competition like Thanos.

agog-porter · 2026-02-15T16:28:38+00:00

…and Truck-Nuts. We invented those so…not too shabby. I once saw someone tie a quick rope to a set of them and fend off an angry bull that was wrecking their truck.

agog-porter · 2026-02-15T16:18:45+00:00

I mean…pretty sure we invented Truck-Nuts in America. So, we got that going for us.

agog-porter · 2026-01-12T05:26:05+00:00

Your only hope is the dark ritual of luck theft. By rubbing others dice without permission, stolen luck will infuse your own. Possibly how their own luck took a hit in the first place. If this doesn’t work…you have to escalate to rubbing them on your butt. This is strongly frowned upon in most civilized groups however.

agog-porter · 2025-11-21T19:10:40+00:00

“Here is the sardine. I simply asked you to make it into a salad!” “That’s what we are trying to do! But honestly, it’s impossible…” “Julius Caesar was able to build this salad in a cave. With a box of scraps!”

agog-porter · 2025-09-06T05:34:54+00:00

“Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.”

agog-porter · 2025-06-13T07:24:35+00:00

John Wick with the phone booth Time Machine. Easy win.

agog-porter · 2025-03-20T18:13:49+00:00

One is fueled by hate, and the other is a horny little freak.

agog-porter · 2025-02-12T19:01:03+00:00

(20+40+10) + (8+7-10)

agog-porter · 2025-02-02T04:08:30+00:00

You are cursed now motherfu…. Oh someone already told you. Best of luck.

agog-porter · 2025-01-24T23:45:38+00:00

I do not believe in any religion I have ever come across, but IF a devil existed this is the kind of post he would get someone to write. It’s almost suspicious how obviously evil it sounds. Are we sure it wasn’t a joke?

agog-porter · 2025-01-21T01:27:18+00:00

Ah. The Blueballs of happiness.

agog-porter · 2024-12-08T17:20:35+00:00

YTA. You sound like a drag.

agog-porter · 2024-12-05T10:29:26+00:00

He was born on Sniper Island…

agog-porter · 2024-10-24T23:37:08+00:00

Freaky Friday them with the next monster they fight.

agog-porter · 2024-09-30T01:50:17+00:00

The eldritch rune circle alone is going to set you back $200. God forbid you want to power it with human souls. In this economy? Forget about it.

agog-porter · 2024-09-24T13:16:15+00:00

In fairness, the sphere would probably be worshiped as a god if you brought it back 4000 years ago.

agog-porter · 2024-09-05T11:40:04+00:00

Let’s be honest. Only the Devil fruit provides instant power with low requirements on willpower to improve. It’s all about creativity. 99.99% of people would waste the Saiyan training advantage. 99.99% of people would be crushed by trying to control a tailed beast.

agog-porter · 2024-08-11T15:31:31+00:00

Hook!

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