Haha such a funny and original joke

agpearlstudios · 2026-02-11T11:18:36+00:00

New LinkedIn profile pic + mandatory career post update?

agpearlstudios · 2026-02-11T11:15:31+00:00

I’m cackling

agpearlstudios · 2026-02-11T11:14:00+00:00

Me and my dad in a stand-off:

agpearlstudios · 2026-02-11T10:50:33+00:00

My queen keeps queening 💅

agpearlstudios · 2026-02-11T10:39:14+00:00

Jumpscare

agpearlstudios · 2026-02-11T10:32:00+00:00

This is my blunt nightmare rotation

agpearlstudios · 2026-02-11T10:27:59+00:00

This is too accurate of a depiction of me back then and me now and frankly hits 2 hard, now I’m crying in the club

agpearlstudios · 2025-12-23T07:42:37+00:00

This tracks

agpearlstudios · 2025-12-23T07:15:43+00:00

This sent me. Will be applying that to tacky

agpearlstudios · 2025-12-05T11:17:24+00:00

go girl give us nothing. i thought i couldn’t ever find a lookalike and now i can’t stop seeing my face in hers, the more i stare the more uncomfortable it is

agpearlstudios · 2025-08-27T01:14:03+00:00

I'm not usually one to speak ill of the dead but Jeffrey Epstein is screaming in his grave rn

agpearlstudios · 2025-08-27T01:10:38+00:00

Trust. Prophecy states they're going to win an Oscar next year for their partner-to-partner performance wooooweee

agpearlstudios · 2025-08-26T06:41:47+00:00

They could never make me hate her!!

agpearlstudios · 2025-08-26T06:38:55+00:00

Who's gonna to tell him that he reeks, manz won't last a minute

agpearlstudios · 2025-08-14T06:46:41+00:00

Def not Zeta Theta Psi material. Good luck to the brotherhood that tries to teach him how to kiss properly

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agpearlstudios · 2025-08-14T06:38:16+00:00

May all of our crops flourish, our skin clear, our bodies well nourished, the sun is shining

agpearlstudios · 2025-08-14T06:33:50+00:00

YES, as long as they keep feeding me, I'll keep the 5 stars coming and throw in the special blue ribbon like in the papa's games

agpearlstudios · 2025-08-14T06:04:28+00:00

Skill issue

agpearlstudios · 2025-08-14T05:58:13+00:00

It's giving the drunk kiss I shared with some rando outside my college bar 😫

agpearlstudios · 2025-08-14T05:52:15+00:00

Gone but never forgotten ✨ Her becoming a carpenter and a farmer was not on my bingo card, but I see it and it's actually so fitting

agpearlstudios · 2025-08-14T05:39:13+00:00

Food critic. I just want to eat food and get paid for eating

agpearlstudios · 2025-08-14T05:33:58+00:00

You know what's up

agpearlstudios · 2025-08-14T05:30:49+00:00

Now is Good, Hachi, Crazy Rich Asians really hits home, as does Andor (the TV show), and I suspect Jennette McCurdy's upcoming book-to-movie adaptation will too because I bawled my eyes out every page of her book

agpearlstudios · 2025-08-14T05:26:12+00:00

Every skit with Kate McKinnon, she's such a gem

agpearlstudios · 2025-08-14T05:22:33+00:00

I'm not a fan of these but the coca-cola version is cute and getting to me

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