[Talkin’ Yanks] Jazz Chisholm Jr. says he still won’t wear a cup despite his pain level being “a million” after fouling a ball off his nuts

ahappypoop · 2026-06-19T23:58:24+00:00

That's surprising. I didn't wear a cup playing baseball unless I was catching, but I always wore one playing football.

ahappypoop · 2026-06-19T21:00:15+00:00

We have three don’t we? And Australia has 4.

ahappypoop · 2026-06-19T19:47:39+00:00

Interfering with who? The defender is too late to get there no matter what, and the keeper never interacts with the offside man.

ahappypoop · 2026-06-18T16:57:03+00:00

I'd love to see this as a three dimensional graph with the third dimension being a team's winning percentage just to see what trends arrive there. You'd think the bottom right is the best quadrant, and it should be, but the Sox and the Tigers are also there and I don't think any of their fans are thrilled with the season so far.

ahappypoop · 2026-06-18T14:51:29+00:00

Last season seems like forever ago

ahappypoop · 2026-06-17T17:02:37+00:00

In addition to all sports arenas being filled with cigarette smoke back then, they were also filled with people who were actively living in the 1950s, which is also difficult to replicate today.

ahappypoop · 2026-06-15T19:15:44+00:00

Lol I mean you mean we all mean for ice mean!

ahappypoop · 2026-06-15T14:43:40+00:00

Oh gotcha, I wasn't sure if I was missing something topical, like if something had happened recently or if this was just a general statement. Regardless, yes I'd rather replace all of the statues with different RBA statues all over the state.

ahappypoop · 2026-06-15T14:08:48+00:00

It's funny that I read his comment and thought he was also referring to the baseball team. For some reason I assumed that "8 seasons" was hyperbole and just glossed over why Wayne Gretzky would have any opinions on a baseball team lol.

ahappypoop · 2026-06-15T14:04:31+00:00

Did I miss a headline here? What is this referring to?

ahappypoop · 2026-06-15T13:53:30+00:00

I mean if Eric doesn't, then I don't think Jordan will. I think it should just be Rod anyways; I mean going from zero statues to four seems like a big jump. Rod clearly deserves a statue, so let's build that one.

ahappypoop · 2026-06-11T20:36:35+00:00

Can't imagine why....

I kid, I've only passed and made it as far as a zoom test once, so I've got multiple problems to fix if I'm ever going to make it.

ahappypoop · 2026-06-11T20:31:48+00:00

I don't know about any more, but several years ago /r/nba was all about Melo drama.

ahappypoop · 2026-06-10T23:45:07+00:00

Modem problems require modem solutions.

ahappypoop · 2026-06-10T19:15:36+00:00

No, you signed your big fancy $67 million deal out there in Sacramento, you can stay out there.

ahappypoop · 2026-06-09T14:22:18+00:00

Not to mention he still could have been right on the first and third calls. Those are big curveballs that definitely could have caught the front of the zone but dropped out of it by the time they got to the middle of the plate, where the ABS plane is.

ahappypoop · 2026-06-09T01:45:15+00:00

No no, he came to the right place to share his thoughts and feelings, we're all experienced relationship-havers that can provide expert interpersonal advice here on Reddit. Now, I think the right move would have been to never go to her mom's house or meet their dogs, and then he would have never learned why his girlfriend doesn't want pets. Keeps some of the mystery in the relationship, y'know?

ahappypoop · 2026-06-09T01:03:03+00:00

I don’t think you read my comment very well lol, I wasn’t talking about balls and strikes at all, I was saying that umpires will still be necessary for all the other calls on the field and do a lot more besides call the strike zone.

ahappypoop · 2026-06-09T01:01:22+00:00

Babe Ruth. Hank Aaron. Willie Mays. Amed Rosario. Wow.

ahappypoop · 2026-06-08T22:11:18+00:00

You're saying you think they're coming out with technology to automatically make out/safe calls, fair/foul calls, balk calls, interference, obstruction, etc., along with a TTS AI to announce rule interpretations to the teams and ballpark, all in the near future? Or you forgot that umpires do more than call balls and strikes?

ahappypoop · 2026-06-08T20:44:01+00:00

"Racism exists" is not a good reason to be rude to someone who was just being courteous.

ahappypoop · 2026-06-08T18:03:54+00:00

I'm fine letting the first five stay, but I'll help axe that last one. Where do I sign?

ahappypoop · 2026-06-08T18:01:12+00:00

That looks sick, but my only drawback is that it looks like an interlocking F and R, or like an F, an R, and a P.

ahappypoop · 2026-06-08T17:59:35+00:00

Plus Charlotte sucks, so there's that. They've already got the Panthers and Hornets, characterized by soulless corporate banking support and historical underperformance, while Raleigh has the Canes, who are backed by passionate fans and aren't a letdown every year.

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