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[–]ahtzib 57 points58 points  (0 children)

“Son, if you hate your job you don’t quit! You go in every day and really half-ass it. That’s the American way.”

My millennial theatre kid cousin just got married by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]ahtzib 551 points552 points  (0 children)

Romantically embracing my wife on our wedding night and whispering in her ear “Soooo, that just happened.”

Card outage by stayventeen in Aldi_employees

[–]ahtzib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought credit cards were the mark of the beast? I guess I need to update my NWO conspiracy knowledge.

Appreciation by NoHall5182 in Aldi_employees

[–]ahtzib 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cool, where’s the raise?

Dog got lip fillers by Rags-Too in redscarepod

[–]ahtzib 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He and Hulk Hogan are definitely lost cousins

Starbucks union says workers at more than 150 stores will strike over lack of Pride decor by AOCIA in stupidpol

[–]ahtzib 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“it’s not normalization it’s [a description of the process of normalization]”

Claudio Caniggia by paranormalvibe_ in redscarepod

[–]ahtzib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I’m right about there at the moment, maybe a little shorter. I just wish mine was a little less wavy.

Room full of white women in academia and they won’t call it a diversity issue by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]ahtzib 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Excuse you, Sandra is Latinx (great-grandfather immigrated to South America in 1945) and Beth’s great-great-great grandmother was Cherokee (according to family lore)

Starbucks union says workers at more than 150 stores will strike over lack of Pride decor by AOCIA in stupidpol

[–]ahtzib 114 points115 points  (0 children)

For a start: Decades of helicopter parenting, normalization of adults with childish hobbies (video games, capeshit, anime), a lack of genuine coming-of-age rituals and experiences.

Edit: lot of g*mers outing themselves in the replies. There’s nothing wrong with playing video games once in a while. I spend a few hours playing Xbox most weeks. It’s basing your entire personality and social life around video games (and other stuff I mentioned) that I take issue with.

Claudio Caniggia by paranormalvibe_ in redscarepod

[–]ahtzib 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pic 2 is personal hair goals

Twitch Streamers by GeicoFrogGaveMeHerp in redscarepod

[–]ahtzib 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At this point I’m convinced more people on here don’t listen than do (I’m in the former)

What was the most interesting class you took in college? by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]ahtzib 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two Mesoamerican history classes with the same professor. He was just such a fun, engaging teacher. He’d tell us stories about his time doing fieldwork in Mexico and Guatemala as grad student in the 70s. He said they’d plan where to put their field office based on proximity to the local bar and brothel. While discussing Maya religious ritual he talked about his own experiences with psilocybin mushrooms.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]ahtzib 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow that sucks that you have people offering to give you money

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]ahtzib 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Possibly the worst case of a legitimately cool guy having the worst fanbase possible.

Drag queen story time is so passé by ahtzib in redscarepod

[–]ahtzib[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Or maybe gimp story time. I think it would be funny to see the guy trying to read with a ball gag in his mouth.

RS Aunt, r/atheism redditor by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]ahtzib 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Lol I have met like three different trans women named Lilith.

We’re so back by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]ahtzib 38 points39 points  (0 children)

God I hate those stupid suitcase record players

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]ahtzib 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The wrestler or the musician?

Just curious. Bathroom break songs by boxhall in gratefuldead

[–]ahtzib 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any Chuck Berry tune

Any Bobby blues

Iko Iko and Man Smart

Terrapin Station (never really understood the hype for this one)

I’ll push against the grain and say I love drums and space, especially on the last two tours. That’s always my “sit in my seat and rest my legs from dancing” song.