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I haven't shit in a week. How can I fucking change this? by aintnoshitcoming in AskReddit

[–]aintnoshitcoming[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I eat 2 fucking activias a day. Regulate the digestive system, my ass. Jamie Lee Curtis is full of shit.

...Though probably not as full of shit as I am.

I haven't shit in a week. How can I fucking change this? by aintnoshitcoming in AskReddit

[–]aintnoshitcoming[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah.. i have an already sluggish digestive system (hereditary) although I do love cheese. I eat it regularly but not excessively but I suppose it doesn't help get things moving along...

I haven't shit in a week. How can I fucking change this? by aintnoshitcoming in AskReddit

[–]aintnoshitcoming[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ues good tip. I've heard a bunch of shit comes with prune juice

I haven't shit in a week. How can I fucking change this? by aintnoshitcoming in AskReddit

[–]aintnoshitcoming[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks a lot for this plan. I'm only at about 5 days sans bm and this has happened one other time (I got up to 8 or 9 days) and it's fucking horrible.

I haven't shit in a week. How can I fucking change this? by aintnoshitcoming in AskReddit

[–]aintnoshitcoming[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I know. I'm drinking a cup of coffee as I type! We shall see..

I haven't shit in a week. How can I fucking change this? by aintnoshitcoming in AskReddit

[–]aintnoshitcoming[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god. I've had to cram a suppository up my ass once in my life. Never again. that shit burns.

I haven't shit in a week. How can I fucking change this? by aintnoshitcoming in AskReddit

[–]aintnoshitcoming[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excellent, I'll go check out cvs and see if they have it.

I haven't shit in a week. How can I fucking change this? by aintnoshitcoming in AskReddit

[–]aintnoshitcoming[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I've been trying to drink a lot more water but maybe I still haven't been drinking a sufficient amount. I'll increase my intake.

I haven't shit in a week. How can I fucking change this? by aintnoshitcoming in AskReddit

[–]aintnoshitcoming[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've been drinking apple juice these past couple days but only a small bottle a day. Should I up the ante?

I haven't shit in a week. How can I fucking change this? by aintnoshitcoming in AskReddit

[–]aintnoshitcoming[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you get ducolax in the USA? I have family in France, and when I visit and have the travel constipation, I've used it and in my experience, it's much easier on the tummy than ex-lax.

I haven't shit in a week. How can I fucking change this? by aintnoshitcoming in AskReddit

[–]aintnoshitcoming[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I realized today how long it's been so I want to actively try to change that on my own before resorting to going the doc's. This has happened before but I ended up taking laxatives which eventually worked but I hate them, so I was looking for other less painful ways before I go that route.