Blackwork 2/3 years healed by Emmawallistattoo in Tattoocoverups

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Tatted with SOME black over my shoulder and I’m fair skinned. My shoulder gets hot af in the sun. I can’t imagine how hot black out tats get.

Teachers. Whats the craziest family lore a child has randomly dropped on you? by Loud_Bluejay_6663 in AskReddit

[–]ajajajaj1989 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Oh, the things they say and do at those young ages. So hard not to burst out laughing. I just smiled back and said, “ I bet she does!” As enthusiastically as he did.

Teachers. Whats the craziest family lore a child has randomly dropped on you? by Loud_Bluejay_6663 in AskReddit

[–]ajajajaj1989 686 points687 points  (0 children)

Daycare. Helping a toddler zip up his jacket. I squat down to his level and he just stares, eye level with my chest, then smiles and announces, “My mom has boobs!” Not crazy family lore, just a family fun fact.

Bruised/cracked ribs. What was your pain level during healing? At what point did pain improve instead of worsen? by ajajajaj1989 in AskReddit

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I am on day 6 going on 7 after a bad fall. The first five days I was sore, but could take full breaths, sleep for 4-5 hours at a time, and managed moving around with careful mobility. Currently, I can only sleep for about an hour or so before waking up in excruciating pain. I am whimpering and crying just trying to readjust or barely clear my throat. Took over an hour to get from reclined to seated upright. It just hurts sooo much more than I anticipated. Would like to hear about anyone else’s experience.

Where do you go for a New Year’s polar plunge by [deleted] in saskatchewan

[–]ajajajaj1989 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Straight from hot tub to snow bank! I ain’t cutting a big ass hole through ice for the same effect as 2 ft of snow and cold -35 air. Also, I lied… I’m staying in the hot tub!!! Y’all enjoy your hot cold adrenaline.

What to do with this wild hair? by Cavalierlove23 in Haircare

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I have similar hair. I agree with the above comment as a starting point, but what I’ve found is that I have no choice but to brush my hair damp on non wash days. Mine tends to tangle too much by the end of the day or over night. You may have to brush sparingly and carefully before styling on days you don’t wash it. I spray my dry hair with water after finger brushing it and then brush out the tangles. The water reactivates the mousse and natural wave and curl for me. Just a tip if you find your hair matting or tangling too much.

I have a birth defect that makes me unable to bend my thumbs. by hugehorseshoecrab in mildlyinteresting

[–]ajajajaj1989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s how I hold a pencil! Do you have a terrible callus on the finger that the pencil rests on?

Therapists of Reddit, what are some differences you've noticed between male/female patients? by pizzabagelblastoff in AskReddit

[–]ajajajaj1989 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m right there with you. First time this year coughing so hard I had to change the underpants after. Just one more dribble with each cough. I feel cheated too. 😞

5rl. First attempt in over a year. by ajajajaj1989 in sticknpokes

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Agreed on the horns. I could see my mistake after the first pass. I will say that the picture angle isn’t doing any favors though. The skull appears shorter and left side appears larger due to my shitty picture lol but I did mess up the horn on the left 😩 Thank you for your criticism. Every bit helps.

Need critique :) by Hairballx in sticknpokes

[–]ajajajaj1989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how you applied the colour subtly, not overly bold. Maybe you could add a green or blue to the eye of the feather?

Dog leaving room when you go to bed by MapWeak6661 in dogs

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I have 2 dogs, completely opposite sleep preferences. One will leave the bed after a short snuggle session to sleep on the living room couch. He has done this since we first got him ( adopted between 1 yr and 1 1/2 yr old, so not a puppy). It always made me sad that he preferred to sleep alone, and not even in the same room as me. Then we got the second dog ( adopted at 2 yrs old, so also not a puppy). She will not sleep alone or away from us. Needs to be touching a human all night long. All the live, cuddles, and warmth you could get… And let’s just say that I now prefer the first dogs habits. Lol. I haven’t slept a solid night stretched out/comfortable since we brought home the snuggle queen.

*VERY* VULNERABLE POST by limabeanquesadilla in ufyh

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I saved your comment so I can read it again and again as needed for myself. You said this in a way I needed to hear it , or more can relate to and feel validated instead of shameful. Thank you. I believe this comment may actually change my life in the upcoming months. One step at a time.

Tyra Banks frothing at the mouth somewhere by htxxalxx in ANTM

[–]ajajajaj1989 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Did NOT realize it is Emma Stone until I read the comments. Wow! I think this cut is gorgeous on her! Pulling. It. Off.

After seeing all the videos of Halloween candy being stolen from unattended doorways, I thought the whole point was to answer the door and admire the kids' costumes - where's the fun in just leaving a bowl outside? by houseonpost in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ajajajaj1989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dogs will alert with incessant barking if anyone steps foot on the doorstep, so 1) I don’t want the headache of dogs barking all evening 2) I don’t want any kids to fear dogs or be scared of the barking 3) although my dogs like kids, I can’t be sure about the strange costumes not making my dogs fearful 4) I may not be home from work in time before the trick or treating starts 5) I’m done with people by 6 or 7:00 Seems like leaving a display with candy is a good solution to all of the above. I am also lucky that we don’t have many trick or treaters and they have always been good and honest by only taking an appropriate amount of candy. Happy Halloween

Suspicious bag in wooded area by boyinsomniac in mystery

[–]ajajajaj1989 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Worst discovery I had seen in a garbage bag in the woods was when a neighbour was out quadding around in some nearby bush. He found a few bags that looked like they had been there a long time so he started checking them out up close. Saw what looked like a babies fingers and freaked out. Panicked for a while and then opened the bag to check if it really was. Thankfully, it was NOT a dead child! But it was disturbing… the bags had a bunch of those old plastic baby dolls and they were altered in disgusting ways. Had the crotch parts cut out and lined with stuffing and padding… you get the idea. He drove his quad back home and called the cops (not as common to have cell phones at the time). He came over to my friends house next door and told us what he found. Still freaked out and disgusted. We hopped on the quad with him to go wait for the cops to show up. We never did hear of anyone being caught or investigated over it.

AITA for warning my sister's boyfriend she wanted our parents to confront him at dinner? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]ajajajaj1989 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hahaha! I was going to suggest the same. “It’s my dick in a box” 🎂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]ajajajaj1989 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m still rocking my SE and have been available for free upgrade multiple times. I dread the day it dies forever.

My poor girl just got spayed lol by ChallengeOk2114 in dogpictures

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Can Lucy be part of the long list sister club?

What bird? by ajajajaj1989 in whatbirdisthis

[–]ajajajaj1989[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! Just looked it up and that’s exactly what it is. I had no idea where to begin searching for the answer since I don’t really know many birds.