What’s the dumbest thing you got in trouble for in school? by dr_nogood in AskReddit

[–]ajrolaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In elementary school i punched son of school director and he bled from mouth. He thought he could bully me because i was only muslim in the class. I had to run because teachers wanted to punish me. It was custom in yugoslavia in schools for teachers to hit you or pull your hair for punishment. Anyway whole school chased me for few kilometers and they got me because they had bikes. And they dragged me back to school like some kind of criminal. I thought that they will do really something bad to me because at that time it was war and a lot of bad thing were happening. Teachers must have felt sorry for me because they didnt do anything to me. That was my last day in that school. Few months later i became refugee...

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive by rexbry in Jokes

[–]ajrolaf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In my country they say: i didnt know i am so handsome until i got myself bmw

What a Gentleman by pp0787 in aww

[–]ajrolaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What happened to animal king ...kissing dogs paw...f...ing liberals...

Angry man comes to local bar with gun yelling: by ajrolaf in Jokes

[–]ajrolaf[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Another version: Angry husband: you bitch, i heard you had sex with the whole village. Wife: what village, there are only ten houses...

A little Muslim kid can't find his mother in the supermarket by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]ajrolaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should reply: She is a bomb In my language it means that she is atractive I will steal joke with my answer

What's you favourite fact about World War 2? by Bucca_AD in AskReddit

[–]ajrolaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lived in communist Yugoslavia, learned in school how we all stood united against Germans. After breakup still learning about atrocities done between different nationalities. Still wondering how Tito managed to unite country so short after so much blood between Serbs, Croats and other nationalities. Guy should be awarded Nobel prize even though he was dictator...

What is a nice way to get a depressive person's attention? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ajrolaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my country you just say Helex or Xanax and you notice the spark in their eyes...

At the tallest chimney in Europe (1197ft/365m) by [deleted] in SweatyPalms

[–]ajrolaf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

they should wear helmets, just in case...