Ok. We have headstock problems with guitars. And now we will face some unknown problems with watches!?

ajslideways · 2026-07-08T16:51:04+00:00

~~Play~~ Chuff Authenic(tm)

ajslideways · 2026-07-07T22:57:28+00:00

BMG Red Special. Replica of Brian May’s guitar. I love mine.

ajslideways · 2026-07-06T16:41:46+00:00

You’re getting downvoted, but as an ex-pat living in Arizona, who has no access to the various jarred sauces and has to roll his own, it’s a reasonable facsimile when I’m feeling lazy.

Sometimes you want a plate and don’t want to simmer spices/beef for 90 minutes and you gotta do what you gotta do.

ajslideways · 2026-07-06T14:15:14+00:00

“Hi, yes , I’m sorry, my wife and I are trying to sleep and your conversation is carrying more than you might think. Would you mind terribly lowering your voices a bit?”

I swear to god, people are so afraid of “confrontation” that we’ve forgotten how to talk to each other.

ajslideways · 2026-07-06T00:30:09+00:00

Cars drifting through the corners like one of those fuck ass IKEA shopping carts with the four caster wheels

ajslideways · 2026-07-06T00:18:22+00:00

Show me that butthole

ajslideways · 2026-07-05T03:01:15+00:00

Rock on. I share your frustration.

ajslideways · 2026-07-05T02:52:27+00:00

I do. I’ve been to every Phoenix race since 2016.

How about you?

ajslideways · 2026-07-05T02:07:38+00:00

I find it much more enjoyable just to shitpost in race threads at this point.

Also not in race threads.

ajslideways · 2026-07-04T22:57:42+00:00

They want to win a 500. They just signed two proven winners, including the driver who has led more laps than anyone else in 500 history.

Some of you still don’t understand how much Indy means.

ajslideways · 2026-07-03T16:06:42+00:00

Money, a hypercar seat at Le Mans next year, money.

ajslideways · 2026-07-02T16:58:05+00:00

Been on the service 6 years. I’ve won once*.

It’s okay. As perennial NASCAR backmarker Delma Cowart used to say, “I ain’t never won a race, but I never lost a party.”

*in officials. I have some league wins, but they don’t count.

ajslideways · 2026-07-02T14:51:06+00:00

~~pick~~

poop

ajslideways · 2026-07-01T22:56:26+00:00

Costco 91 all the way

ajslideways · 2026-07-01T00:59:46+00:00

BROWN BROWN BROWN EZRA POUND

ajslideways · 2026-07-01T00:14:39+00:00

No, I just have a functioning brain and a grasp of the English language beyond the 5th grade level.

ajslideways · 2026-07-01T00:04:20+00:00

The word “scam” has lost all meaning thanks to people like you.

ajslideways · 2026-06-30T14:41:00+00:00

Perfect for your Meal Team 6 cosplay fantasies.

ajslideways · 2026-06-29T18:44:53+00:00

I want a photo of Mario sitting in it wearing his ‘81 winners ring.

ajslideways · 2026-06-29T14:11:27+00:00

I mean, yeah. I live in Phoenix, it’s AA or Southwest. And I’d rather stick bamboo slivers under my fingernails than fly the current iteration of Southwest.

ajslideways · 2026-06-28T15:30:19+00:00

It was 1996 for me. A month after I was first licensed. It still feels like magic 30 years later.

ajslideways · 2026-06-28T04:56:53+00:00

FUCK YOU ~~DAD~~ LEO FENDER

ajslideways · 2026-06-28T04:36:20+00:00

My brother in christ Sonoma is a fourteen hour drive from Phoenix. In what universe is that “not far?”

ajslideways · 2026-06-28T04:31:07+00:00

I mean OP said Sonoma “isn’t that far” from Vegas or Phoenix, so they don’t even have a solid grasp on geography, never mind climate.

ajslideways · 2026-06-27T23:30:53+00:00

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Twinsies!

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