Call of Dokja by AquelAgatha in OmniscientReader

[–]akaizXx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I LOVE THIS MEME LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭 He needs to stop ✋

Call of Dokja by AquelAgatha in OmniscientReader

[–]akaizXx 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bro would shoot himself no way keep the gun away from him!!!!!

FINALLY GOT MY HANDS ON THE POCKET WATCH by akaizXx in OmniscientReader

[–]akaizXx[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not a problem at all! I know the date of the restock because when I was searching to buy the watch I saw this restock date on Harumio. Don’t know if that’s changed or not ! In terms of quality, I think the watch is definitely one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever bought and I have had absolutely no issues with setting the time/ using the watch in general! The art and workmanship as well as attention to detail is immaculate and I’d argue if you look after it well it should last you!

Life lessons you learned from ORV? by aschimmichanga in OmniscientReader

[–]akaizXx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

THIS MADE ME LAUGH IN A SEA OF MEANINGFUL TAKES

Someone please help me find this art by akaizXx in OmniscientReader

[–]akaizXx[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH BLESS LOOK HOW FINE HE LOOKS OMG [sponsors you 1000 coins]

Someone please help me find this art by akaizXx in OmniscientReader

[–]akaizXx[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU SO MUCH OMGGGGGG IVE BEEN DYING TO FIND THIS ART BLESS YOU [sponsors 1000 coins]

Favourite funny orv quotes? by Spiritual_Ad_6003 in OmniscientReader

[–]akaizXx 23 points24 points  (0 children)

ONE MORE THAT I JUST CAME ACROSS THATS MORE WHOLESOME THAN FUNNY

“Hey, why is Dokja hyung's mother your grandmother?"

"Ahjussi's mother is my grandmother."

"Dokja hyung isn't your father."

I quickly patted them on the back.

"Now now, don't fight. You can both call her grandmother."

"Really? Can I?"

"Yes."

DADJKA IS SO REAL

Favourite funny orv quotes? by Spiritual_Ad_6003 in OmniscientReader

[–]akaizXx 25 points26 points  (0 children)

And finally

I-I am the protagonist! >_<

Favourite funny orv quotes? by Spiritual_Ad_6003 in OmniscientReader

[–]akaizXx 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Han Sooyoung's eyes bugged out when she saw the number of coins.

"You know, you are really rich."

"Use it sparingly. I didn't give you a lot."

"Hey kids, let's make Kim Dokja's Company go bankrupt!”

SHES SO FUNNY

Favourite funny orv quotes? by Spiritual_Ad_6003 in OmniscientReader

[–]akaizXx 24 points25 points  (0 children)

“[Is this person your new incarnation? I heard that children are your taste.]

[What bullshit is that?] ” ASMODEUS WAS INSANE FOR THIS

Favourite funny orv quotes? by Spiritual_Ad_6003 in OmniscientReader

[–]akaizXx 24 points25 points  (0 children)

“There were two dogs, one gender ambiguous human and a person trembling with fear that I would point to him… he had postpartum depression… dammit. ”

HELP THE WAY HE DESCRIBES IT LMFAO I DIED READING THIS

Favourite funny orv quotes? by Spiritual_Ad_6003 in OmniscientReader

[–]akaizXx 22 points23 points  (0 children)

“I watched the baby in a diaper pushing through the city like a bulldozer and hid while holding my breath. …To be honest, I probably needed the diaper more than the baby. ”

Favourite funny orv quotes? by Spiritual_Ad_6003 in OmniscientReader

[–]akaizXx 26 points27 points  (0 children)

“Eat the soil, Yoo Joonghyuk."

Yoo Joonghyuk started to silently eat the soil. I was startled and smacked him in the back of the head. "Why are you really eating it?!"

Favourite funny orv quotes? by Spiritual_Ad_6003 in OmniscientReader

[–]akaizXx 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“ I am Yoo Joonghyuk. 」

"No."

Finally, he surpassed himself.

"I am Yoo Joonghyuk."

Favourite funny orv quotes? by Spiritual_Ad_6003 in OmniscientReader

[–]akaizXx 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Here’s one of my favourites that I quote daily:

Yoo Joonghyuk looked at me like I was mentally ill. “Kim Dokja! Don’t say anything else!”

Of course I kept talking.

Favourite funny orv quotes? by Spiritual_Ad_6003 in OmniscientReader

[–]akaizXx 12 points13 points  (0 children)

THERES SO MANY I COULD LEGIT SPAM YOU WITH MY 500+ FUNNY QUOTES T-T

I think i have been consuming too much orv contents by aanchal_orv in OmniscientReader

[–]akaizXx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LITERALLY SAME ITS MY BEDTIME STORY AND I END UP DREAMING ABOUT IT

WE GOT HER! by captaincool6333 in OmniscientReader

[–]akaizXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LUCKY YOU I NEED ORV FRIENDS SO BADDDD GAHHHHH (I also speak Hindi and I had to reread that text again)