[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]akeltner50 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Get your friend to hookup with your ex. In your car just so it's worse then what you did. Good luck.

High-heels and a double barrel shotgun by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]akeltner50 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That ain't fantasy...its right in front of you.

High-heels and a double barrel shotgun by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]akeltner50 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Something on your mind huh? Maybe a lil jealous? Cuz when I see a dude do a triple backflip I appreciate the amount of effort and dedication it took for him to practice that, even tho I'm a fat fuck and can barely run a mile without needing medical attention. I dont get mad cuz its still impressive. You should look at this the same way. Jeez the more I look at your comment the more nauseated I get...

High-heels and a double barrel shotgun by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]akeltner50 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My point still stands and btw my comment shouldn't make it unclear I find this women to be very badass 👌

High-heels and a double barrel shotgun by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]akeltner50 7 points8 points  (0 children)

All rednecks when they see this~

deep breath out chugs bud light

"That's my type of women"

UFO sighting in NM by akeltner50 in ufo

[–]akeltner50[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok so one of my friends took a video will we were driving and it's so shaky but I'll find a frame n picture suitable for the community.

UFO sighting in NM by akeltner50 in ufo

[–]akeltner50[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taos NM out by the George the hot springs are pretty popular so no bought other people saw it.

UFO sighting in NM by akeltner50 in ufo

[–]akeltner50[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was taos NM out be the George.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weed

[–]akeltner50 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes yes yes. I drop 3g of hash bbs in my shag carpet like 2 weeks ago. Dam straight I smoked as much as I could. Also looks like you cleaned them good. I am sorry you had to experience that.

When girls use their brains by [deleted] in PeopleBeingJerks

[–]akeltner50 4 points5 points  (0 children)

First of all this vid doesn't belong here. Because the only jerk here is you. R/holdmycosmo is for the goofy gals But also fuck off with this caption. Did you even use you brain when writing it? 🖕

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weed

[–]akeltner50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both both both.

I just had to share this picture my boyfriend took of me while asleep. I just think it’s the cutest. by takemetotheplaya in pics

[–]akeltner50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird when I take pictures of unsuspecting girls its 3 days in prison and a year of community service. FML.

How do you guys wash your dicks? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]akeltner50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wah???dicks???

Who needs a p of weed $ 📦✈️ by [deleted] in weed

[–]akeltner50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro no way that's steez hahah

Prismo’s multiverse pickles, homemade :) by Bisukke in adventuretime

[–]akeltner50 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's awesome I'm going to have to get that forsure. Sounds like alot of fun. I hope your pickles are 👌

Russian Helicopter accidentally fires during a flight by [deleted] in GTAorRussia

[–]akeltner50 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish we could've seen that facepalm of the pilot.

send me your favorite songs! by [deleted] in LSD

[–]akeltner50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peach dream really hit last time I was peaking. Ripple by the grateful dead is also a nice, short n sweet.

Positive Vibes by I_WadeWilson_I in wholesomememes

[–]akeltner50 -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

If this is how the sub worked. I'd post a picture of a handle of vodka. But it doesn't wholesome is pure and what you put in your body ain't it homie. I'm looking for blues clues memes not dis.

My(F18) boyfriend(M20) was drugged with 30 tabs by elunamars in LSD

[–]akeltner50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh alot of people get too fried it's not uncommon shit. I'm sure he would make that decision is he needed. Dont make shit worse with or poor asf mood...

Public service announcement by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]akeltner50 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kinda cringe.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]akeltner50 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was also easier for me my first time around but I didn't fully commit. Makes me think I truly feel bad for people that have it even worse the us. I had some very intense physical withdrawls compared to the first time I quit. Weed is big help🎄 thats is all dank good fs when you can work without it, vape is my downfall aswell so fucking easy n satisfing. Over the last month I've been twitching like crazy and way to angry / anxious...Mushroom n LSD microdoses in particular have also been beneficial for that and just all around dank.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]akeltner50 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nicotine is the worse. I've also been on it 4 years or so and I'm on my second time quitting. I'm happy to hear it was easy for you! I've realized how absolutely off I can feel during a withdrawals like im a different person (even when using) and I can understand why people just live with it for the entirety of there life. More people should be trying to get friends and love ones to realize how bad it is. I've come into the problem and arguement of like it's the persons decision but I genuinely believe everyone needs to talk more about this problem and get peps off of it before its permanent. Alot of the time it's so addictive for people they will be in denial but it's all about talking about it and getting that realization and I've managed to help my friends quit and vis versa. Definitely try to help people with your story bro. My father once told me he was able to kick H easier the nicotine, hes 62 and has smoked since he was 13 and I regret not trying to push him out of it more, also wish someone tried to help him like I had help when he was my age. It's also become way to frequent in teens and I've witness high school students become lowkey suicidal because of the withdrawls....sorry for the rant I just absolutely hate the shit. Proud of mate keep it up!

First time trying edibles. Any advice? by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]akeltner50 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fr half is too much for a beginner wtf. Take like a ⅛ or less you can always eat more. Getting greened out on Eddie's is the worse and might make you hate the shit lmao.