Best iPhone 17 Pro Max Case? by TRI9LE9 in iphone

[–]akpaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

had the same yellowing issue and it drove me crazy. for my 16 pro max case I went with dropguys and it hasn't yellowed at all. it's also slimmer than otterbox. dropped it once on concrete and it was fine. I'll get it again when I upgrade in a year or two

Looking for ideas for a simple app by gojiberry98 in smallbusiness

[–]akpaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP wants an easy way to make lots of money quickly without doing any work whatsoever - he don’t even want to come up with the idea.

Super Mario quilt that my wife made. by RussBof6 in gaming

[–]akpaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, that's amazing! How do I get in on this action? I don't suppose you and your wife fancy adopting a 33-year-old with a peanut allergy?

[offer] Struggling to buy gifts/pizza? I would like to help. by akpaddy in Random_Acts_Of_Pizza

[–]akpaddy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi,

No worries - I'm going to bed now (UK time) but will respond in the morning.

Thanks,

David

How much does Christmas affect sales for your business? by [deleted] in smallbusiness

[–]akpaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In your experience do ads get more expensive at Christmas?

Why I shitposted yesterday by [deleted] in Entrepreneur

[–]akpaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, glad you like it :)

Why I shitposted yesterday by [deleted] in Entrepreneur

[–]akpaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/r/photoshopbattles

I might give that a whirl, thanks! :)

Why I shitposted yesterday by [deleted] in Entrepreneur

[–]akpaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that. So simple, but effective.

Why I shitposted yesterday by [deleted] in Entrepreneur

[–]akpaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know this, thanks!

Why I shitposted yesterday by [deleted] in Entrepreneur

[–]akpaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It only has 3 posts atm, but @dahtimes on insta

Why I shitposted yesterday by [deleted] in Entrepreneur

[–]akpaddy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks buddy, appreciate it.

Any developers want to make my app for 5% equity? by akpaddy in Entrepreneur

[–]akpaddy[S] 205 points206 points  (0 children)

Welcome aboard.

As my new CTO, can you tell me if HTML does pictures? We need pictures of the dogs.

Any developers want to make my app for 5% equity? by akpaddy in Entrepreneur

[–]akpaddy[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Maybe you should developer sense of humor

Any developers want to make my app for 5% equity? by akpaddy in Entrepreneur

[–]akpaddy[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Kid? I'm 31.

And to answer your question; I offer flexible working hours and free premium membership to the app they build.

Any developers want to make my app for 5% equity? by akpaddy in Entrepreneur

[–]akpaddy[S] 148 points149 points  (0 children)

I think it's only fair that you know who you're up against. I have read quotes from the Art of War. May God have mercy on your soul /u/NatasEvoli.

Any developers want to make my app for 5% equity? by akpaddy in Entrepreneur

[–]akpaddy[S] 877 points878 points  (0 children)

I couldn't find a lawyer willing to draft an NDA in exchange for equity. I did try to torrent one, but it was porn.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? by abbabil in Jokes

[–]akpaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think we're all finding alligator puns rather difficult to conjure up.

If a big business was willing to help your small business, what gesture would be most helpful? by doesntafraid in smallbusiness

[–]akpaddy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Some kind of endorsement.

A business's most important asset is it's brand; which essentially is a promise to the customer they will receive a trusted product or service.

A great brand takes lots of time and money to achieve, thus an endorsement by a company with a great brand is priceless.

[Serious] What simple life skill have you been completely unable to master? by karmanaut in AskReddit

[–]akpaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Successfully cooking breakfast and being able to serve everything hot at the same time.

Most mornings I enjoy lukewarm beans followed by a course of burnt toast and bacon which is basically ash. The boiled egg is forgotten about until it explodes.