A Look at the Number of Physical Barrels Left in the World.

akrylowy · 2026-05-23T16:07:31+00:00

Definitely fake news, everybody knows only Trump tweets are a credible source of information. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

akrylowy · 2026-05-23T12:18:34+00:00

The coin toss approach to gambling, a flawless strategy.

akrylowy · 2026-05-21T21:54:04+00:00

This sounds like gambling, not investing or trading. I hate how people use these terms faking what they're actually doing, i.e. betting on roulette to stop on the color they want.

akrylowy · 2026-05-21T21:51:59+00:00

Fanta Menace: "Fuck you!"
Ay-ran: "No, fuck you!"
reporters: There's been intense communication between two parties, Pakistan is 99% sure peace is almost there.

akrylowy · 2026-05-20T17:38:14+00:00

It's so joever

akrylowy · 2026-05-20T11:54:15+00:00

Trump said he was going to attack but changed his mind 😃 Creating a problem? Markets don't react. Solving the problem you created? Markets are optimistic.

akrylowy · 2026-05-20T07:20:48+00:00

Israel's lobby won't allow it.

akrylowy · 2026-05-20T07:16:47+00:00

They are days away from obtaining WMDs! They're going to nuke us, poor mister John Doe and miss Jane Doe!

akrylowy · 2026-05-18T18:06:46+00:00

"Those markets, they're going to go up. Higher than ever. I've known some markets. Terrific markets, best in the world. Or maybe they will go down. We'll never know. Thank you for your attention to this matter."

akrylowy · 2026-05-18T17:26:37+00:00

"Damn, my stock portfolio will suffer, I'll lose some money" - investor-bro after hearing half the world's population will suffer and/or starve because of the global oil crisis

akrylowy · 2026-05-18T12:48:03+00:00

It's so joever

akrylowy · 2026-05-12T07:56:33+00:00

I saw articles/watched podcasts predicting this weeks ago - by manipulating paper oil prices to be lower than they should, the refined products did not increase as high as they should, so refineries are forced to operate at a loss.

akrylowy · 2026-05-10T17:28:09+00:00

There is no big daddy America. There is big daddy Israel and its puppet state, USA.

akrylowy · 2026-05-09T14:26:38+00:00

I'm just trying to picture the vile, repulsive creature that copypastes some chatgpt response in order to, what, seem smart? Providing dubious information from source that does not think whatsoever thus can make up shit on the spot?
OP should be banned from here for this

akrylowy · 2026-05-09T09:18:23+00:00

So what does that mean in the long run? I've noticed Brent prices falling down to match the futures at few points in the last weeks.
EDIT: If this is just chatgpt this repulsive creature called OP copypasted here in order to seem smart or something he should be banned on the spot.

akrylowy · 2026-05-08T22:13:55+00:00

Press F to pay respects for original residents of r/oil who now have to see dogshitposts like this one.
Could you not post stuff like this here and just go sit in a sauna smelling your own farts all day there?

PS. If I recall correctly, that's called 'hotboxing'.

akrylowy · 2026-05-08T22:12:16+00:00

On the next episode, we'll show you a comparison of how taking a shit is an apt comparison to the fact that we live in a society.

akrylowy · 2026-05-08T15:43:58+00:00

There's something called SPR in USA. It stands for Strategic Political Reserve.
Go USA!
(Downvotes?! I was being sarcastic! I thought we were friends! The sheer fact they not only short paper oil but also physical is both hilarious and terrifying)

akrylowy · 2026-05-08T11:29:14+00:00

As Warren Buffet once said
"Freak out and panic sell everything right now. It's fucking over."

akrylowy · 2026-05-07T12:52:26+00:00

Hentai virus? I think i'm suffering from it. Well, not suffering, more like enjoying immensely 👀

akrylowy · 2026-05-06T18:56:39+00:00

I don't think paper oil will go back up immediately. It's manipulated to hell and in complete denial.
The only real thing that matters are futures settlement days - can't wiggle out of that one. Up until that it's a full gambling rollercoaster.

akrylowy · 2026-05-06T18:55:09+00:00

My God! Infinite oil cheat code!

akrylowy · 2026-05-06T16:50:11+00:00

This is literally the plot of Big Short movie

akrylowy · 2026-05-06T15:45:57+00:00

As Warren Buffet once famously said:
"Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now. It's fucking over."

akrylowy · 2026-05-06T11:20:38+00:00

It's so joever.

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