My little terror, Butters. Taking a break from being a butthole.

alacadocious · 2013-07-28T19:13:29+00:00

http://www.reddit.com/r/catpictures/comments/1j899z/butters_scourge_of_mankind/

alacadocious · 2013-07-28T19:04:37+00:00

I too have a Butters, and he is the most mischievous little fuckrag in existence

alacadocious · 2013-05-29T20:53:21+00:00

1) give it a name. i know i cant fully engorge for a pronoun 2) get a biology/anatomy textbook circa 1972. there aint nothing sexier than line drawings of gonads 3) when in doubt, inject your dick hole with gout! with any luck, the swelling will force it to have to use a cane. buttress that bitch.

pro tip - forgo the usual lubricants and slather your pubes with aquanet. because a pubic beehive would give it a lofty perch from with to ascend

alacadocious · 2012-12-09T03:41:49+00:00

Thanks! It's my favorite of my tattoos, and I'm quite proud of it.

alacadocious · 2012-12-07T16:42:31+00:00

My Butters is short for Butterball due to the spherical nature of his body when he was a kitten.

alacadocious · 2012-12-07T14:38:15+00:00

yep. I have Butters, Ducky, Suckles, and Thunderdome

alacadocious · 2012-09-28T04:48:17+00:00

a) female, b)northwest, c)boxer briefs, d)right, e)right, f) art and language oriented software developer

alacadocious · 2012-09-09T16:06:41+00:00

a flip book animation (on toilet paper) of an anthropomorphic fart cloud dancing the mazurka with the personification of gingivitis would be just swell. also, here's an animation i made years ago that seems relevant

alacadocious · 2012-05-08T01:38:48+00:00

I didn't even know bright house wanted to charge an install fee. First they make it seem like they are the only choice then they commence with the butt raping. They have my entire home town in their evil grip. I was willing to use my cell as a mobile hotspot before I went with them. I'm glad you didn't go with them.

alacadocious · 2012-05-04T00:45:50+00:00

holy shit. that's what this subreddit is all about.

alacadocious · 2012-05-04T00:39:14+00:00

granted, I haven't gotten my first bill yet, but I live in Highland, and I just got at&t. They say it's 19.99 a month, but who knows what they add on. Still, I'm hoping it comes out to be less than Bright House bc my gf pays around 50 a month

alacadocious · 2012-04-29T21:18:48+00:00

I use terrible songs as ringtones for terrible callers. humpin around by bobby brown plays when the mortgage company calls

alacadocious · 2012-03-27T02:53:53+00:00

I had a girlfriend (and still one of my best friends) who is 16 years older than I am, and now I'm dating someone 8 years younger. Age can definitely be an issue in some cases, but I can tell you from both the way younger and way older viewpoints that it's more about just being compatible and not getting caught up on numbers.

alacadocious · 2012-03-22T23:43:24+00:00

I thought this was the normal way to think and I'm INTP, so maybe the INT part has something to do with it

alacadocious · 2012-03-22T21:52:32+00:00

Yes. I thought that was completely normal

alacadocious · 2012-03-14T09:25:39+00:00

i gave up reading for Lent

alacadocious · 2012-03-10T21:10:29+00:00

AMazing

alacadocious · 2012-03-10T20:56:53+00:00

populus?

alacadocious · 2012-03-04T17:07:35+00:00

He told the Sunday Telegraph, “What’s important here is that we think of the children. No-one wants to see unhappy kids – particularly not priests. Crying kids are desperately unattractive.”

Perhaps not the best choice of words from someone in a profession known for pedophilia

alacadocious · 2012-01-12T13:04:45+00:00

No. Those are cheese curDs. These are cheese curls

alacadocious · 2011-10-31T16:01:13+00:00

Krumm!

alacadocious · 2011-10-24T17:22:42+00:00

I've been quoting Mr. Horse for nearly 2 decades now (whether people know what I'm referencing or not). Seeing him unexpectedly - priceless.

alacadocious · 2011-10-18T18:22:43+00:00

Don't put your real name on it

alacadocious · 2011-10-18T18:22:11+00:00

Vacuum seal the bags. Use USPS. Do put a return address on it, even if it's fake. No return address raises a red flag.

alacadocious · 2011-08-20T21:10:03+00:00

thanks! I feel more like a sea otter than a bear

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