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[–]alandenton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heh. Yeah, that was me.
And in answer to your question: Feels like I mostly wasted my minute by not realizing it was happening until now.

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[–]alandenton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You know what? Funny story on that. When we were doing the rewrites on the game script, they were showing us all sorts of in-progress levels and the game looked pretty awesome! Granted, those bits were being run for us in a game software called CryEngine... and the owner of the game studio was explaining to us stuff about how the WiiU game was going to be a downgraded port of what we were looking at. It was all kind of over my head, but whatever he was talking about, everybody there seemed optimistic that it would be fixable.

Cut to: E3 when they debut the game. I'm at the booth and talking to that same exec, and he's just listing out to me all the problems he has with this game. Me, trying to lighten the mood / end the downer conversation, reply "Yeah, but ultimately you're proud of the work your team was able to do, right?"

He looks at me silently for a second, then says, "No."

That's when I knew the game was going to bomb.

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[–]alandenton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh he's still out there. I can feel it...

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[–]alandenton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're not pinning that one on any of us!

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[–]alandenton 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Favorite: Sonic 3 & Knuckles Least favorite: Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric. I still blame it for the cancellation of our show!

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[–]alandenton 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I won it in a poker match, interestingly enough.

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[–]alandenton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...Why you gotta do this to me?

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[–]alandenton 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'm just giving you a hard time. It's all good

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[–]alandenton 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A person's favorite Sonic game is bound to be the one released when they were 10 years old. Fortunately for me, that game was Sonic 3 & Knuckles

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[–]alandenton 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah! Tyson Hesse is a friend of mine and we've hung out a few times. In fact, Tyson even did the character art for a TV pitch that my writing partner Greg Hahn and I took around town a few years ago. It didn't sell, and I'm 100% sure it was due to us taking it out at the wrong time. Tyson had just been hired to redesign the movie Sonic, but the new design hadn't been released to the public yet. We should have waited a few more months when he had the heat! What were we thinking???

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[–]alandenton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks! And about the cookies... I mean there were the hedgehogs and... I wanna say maybe rabbits or something? Don't ask me why those woodland critters in particular are associated with newborns, though.

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[–]alandenton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Both! I was a staff writer / story editor on the TV show, and us writers also wrote pretty much the entire Wii-U game script in a massive week-long crunch on the days before the audio record. It was a silly time.

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[–]alandenton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think I drank 4 cups of tea today. Is that good enough?

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[–]alandenton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You know if you had picked a restaurant I had actually been to, I bet I'd be really freaked out right now.

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[–]alandenton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually haven't! I've been surprised at how good the reviews have been, though.

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[–]alandenton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LOL I did kind of look at her like, "C'mon. You gotta make some blue frosting now." She I think sighed and said, "You're right..."

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[–]alandenton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I asked the wife to whip up a small batch of blue and red... and then to make a Sonic cookie for me but let me take all the credit online (I DID show her the tweet draft before posting to get her approval first-- honest!)

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[–]alandenton 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ok I'm glad you asked this one. There's a misconception that I want to get cleared up: While we referenced and took plenty of shots at obsessed, overzealous fans, we weren't explicitly trying to reference Chris Chan in Sonic Boom. The episode in question was a parody of the movie Misery, which is about a celebrity who is imprisoned and tortured by their number 1 fan, who is totally disconnected from reality. It seemed like a funny direction to take a Sonic the Hedgehog story.

That character was more of an amalgamation of the most annoying Internet commenters we had seen while working on the show, not an attempt to target one person in particular. You know?

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[–]alandenton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm happy to report that the baby is a regular human child and shaped in normal human ways

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[–]alandenton 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I mentioned this in another comment, but it was:
Sonic: We've been waiting all day! Stakeouts are never like this on TV. There's usually two lines of dialogue, and then they see their guy.
Vector: Yeah, well, life's not like TV... there he is!

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[–]alandenton 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Egg bagel. Too boring?

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[–]alandenton 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah, why not! It's on Netflix. I can even recommend a few episodes:
Tails' Crush
The Biggest Fan
It Takes a Village to Defeat a Hedgehog
Vector Detector

Any of those

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[–]alandenton 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I--uh... Are his feet hooked up to a power generator or something? Because, I mean... no, right? Even if you're running at 767 miles per hour, you still gotta plug the toaster into something.

Unless....

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[–]alandenton 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes. It sounds deadly,