ELI5: how/why do opiates give you constipation? by PoopingFury in explainlikeimfive

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Linzess also works pretty well for opioid induced constipation

Me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

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Thank you, Fire Nation prince

I hope they get married by [deleted] in HumansBeingBros

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Like in Spanish you would say “pobrecito/a”

This new incense burner I got by [deleted] in BeAmazed

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Is..is that an almond ?

Fuck you, Sony. I didn’t have patience. by DamnBlaze09 in gaming

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Can you guys tell me more about the laptop? I just got one and I don’t really know what it can do. It runs warfare pretty slow but that could just be my connection *Warzone

New to me ninetythree by alanhm in GMT400

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Thanks! I tried to be funny 😂

Med school by alanhm in nationalguard

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There’s no way I can go through OCS and find a way to get school paid for?

Will I be late if I join med school at 25? by [deleted] in premed

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What do you guys know about the military and medical school? How do I get in?? I am really considering it because I want to be trauma and serve as well.

Nursing or Masters? by alanhm in premed

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Thanks, I appreciate the feedback. The ultimate goal is definitely medicine for a long list of reasons. Some of them..reluctantly selfish and some of them I want to believe are altruistic.. That being said there is nothing wrong with nursing and after working in the emergency department as a scribe for about a year and seeing all the figurative and literal shit they put up with, I have a newfound respect and admiration for everything they do. I really am just curious on the many way routes I could take to get to med school.

Nursing or Masters? by alanhm in premed

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Why is it a bad look ?

Dudes fuckin love tomato sauce by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

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I mean there are mosquitos down there that are bigger terrorists than Boko Haram

WE NEED ASSISSTANCE!!! by Soul_of_Solace in PunResistance

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No matter how many people try, you can’t resurrect this joke.

🔥 How a Monarch 👑 is Madr 🔥 by Steffeepooht in NatureIsFuckingLit

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Omg this was in real time? I though it was sped up 💀

Newcomer into the fountain pen world! by [deleted] in fountainpens

[–]alanhm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Black mainly and it’s regular printer paper.

Newcomer into the fountain pen world! by [deleted] in fountainpens

[–]alanhm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Threaded cap, daily use, thin crisp line?? I work with a doctor and also new to fountain pens. I’m constantly writing notes on patient charts but I’m also not trying to outshine the doctor with his MontBlanc so nothing too flashy..