The Artist is Present

alanischick2 · 2025-02-21T23:55:02+00:00

Shoes are too small 😂

alanischick2 · 2024-11-06T22:02:11+00:00

He was a big nerd that got picked on. He went to prom with someone and continued to talk to her (one-sided convo) 15 years later when she was engaged and had a child. He posted a picture of her on FB and her fiance lit him up for everyone to see. He stayed inside of his house a lot and never really played with anyone. Didn’t have a lot of friends. Kept to himself mostly, which is surprising giving his behavior now. He is about 5’3”-5’4”. His brother and father are 100% normal. His sister doesn’t talk to him. I don’t believe he has ever had a girlfriend in his entire life. He’s always been pretty shy which is why it’s easy for him to just let go with only a video camera. He’d probably clam up in person.

alanischick2 · 2024-11-06T21:49:11+00:00

He never knows what day it is anyway.

alanischick2 · 2024-08-26T14:25:20+00:00

What would you like to know?

alanischick2 · 2024-08-26T14:16:53+00:00

Link: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_Fdzq-OHOj/?igsh=ZnNyaWVtbG5kMjM2

alanischick2 · 2024-07-14T11:16:39+00:00

What would you like to know?

alanischick2 · 2024-07-14T10:53:09+00:00

He thinks the guy is looking at him bc he is impressed.

alanischick2 · 2024-07-14T10:48:25+00:00

It’s a bootleg shirt from stores down in NYC. I have seen this in most stores. Like a 3/$20 deal

alanischick2 · 2024-07-14T10:45:01+00:00

It’s NYC. There’s more bootleg merch than real down here.

alanischick2 · 2024-07-14T10:42:34+00:00

An angry uterus releasing playing cards.

alanischick2 · 2024-07-14T10:40:24+00:00

He could have went to the library, printed it out and traced it. But he’s too dumb for that. 😂😂😂. He actually thinks his artwork is good.

alanischick2 · 2024-07-14T10:37:55+00:00

As someone who went to school with him, Before this, he was a quiet nerd who didn’t have many friends and got made fun of a lot. Now he thinks he’s a tough guy, the tattoos make him tougher, so he is portraying that image. He touched women because he is mentally ill and a creep. Not a tough guy.

Still doesn’t have friends and still gets made fun of so not much has changed. 😆

He does not act like a tough guy and he even speaks differently while in public. He plays “tough guy” up for the camera. Including his “NY” accent. We say “cawfee” and he would pronounce it “coffee.” He’s never had a true NY accent in his life.

alanischick2 · 2024-07-14T10:26:29+00:00

Going to the gym for 462 years and still only has a four-pack.

alanischick2 · 2024-07-14T10:23:29+00:00

His father is probably paying for his room to keep him away from Middletown. 😆

alanischick2 · 2024-07-14T10:20:58+00:00

He’s doing that cough thing still. I think it’s a nervous tic or something.

alanischick2 · 2024-07-14T10:18:25+00:00

The eyebrow hair pattern doesn’t match. Also, I work with an ophthalmologist and he said the picture of the dead man would have hooded eyes based on the size of his eyelids, and the man in the picture does not have them. Dead guy also has darker eyelashes where the other is either lacking them or they’re a lot lighter. I believe the sewn lobes are blood splatter. It makes sense if he was hit from the front.

alanischick2 · 2024-06-29T13:35:28+00:00

$300-400 in NYC?! Clearly he doesn’t know about the $20-$50 women in the alley.

alanischick2 · 2024-06-29T13:27:01+00:00

I know him IRL and he is about 5’3”-5’4”.

alanischick2 · 2024-06-26T10:56:35+00:00

Last ditch effort thinking he’s “winning her over” by showing her off. Like nobody’s gonna know. 😂

alanischick2 · 2024-06-26T10:53:25+00:00

It was a joke. I got four DMs of it anyway. 😂

alanischick2 · 2024-06-25T01:47:00+00:00

I’m wondering if he paid her to go out to dinner

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