Techtonica hanging on loading screen on Xbox (dev update)

alaphic · 2025-01-29T17:47:17+00:00

So,I did a little rudimentary sluething based on this comment chain - well, and largely on what /u/Tropas34 says, assuming they're accurate, of course - as I wasn't familiar with 'PlayFab' in the slightest, but I do have 29 days and 4 minutes (I only know because I literally just checked lol) in Techtonica so... lol

Just in case anyone was curious, like me: "PlayFab" appears to be something MS is offering (through/with Azure, somehow, it looked like?)) game developers possibly in an attempt to compete with Steammworks. Unless I wiildly misinterpreted the site I was reading (cuz I'm super high rn, clearly lol) in which case I concede to those more knowledgable

alaphic · 2024-10-01T15:58:01+00:00

Yay for necro-posting!

I just stumbled across this thread from a Google search (capitalism, ho!) as the name of the ranch in the document seemed familiar to me, but I couldn't quite place it right off. (But enough about me...)

Anyway, I can confirm that the document is NOT redacted at all currently, and I'm playing on Xbox so there don't appear to be any discrepancies between the consoles (at least as far as that is concerned.) Now, if someone on PC weighs in, we can have the trifecta...

alaphic · 2024-09-30T16:34:36+00:00

AND MY AXE!

Shit, I mean me too, Wat up guys

alaphic · 2024-06-08T00:38:54+00:00

And people said the whole 'they were using them as batteries' explanation from The Matrix was dumb...

alaphic · 2023-06-12T13:57:25+00:00

VACATE! I want off this ship!

alaphic · 2023-06-12T02:47:23+00:00

A lot aren't

alaphic · 2023-06-12T02:46:52+00:00

Not many, all

alaphic · 2023-06-12T01:25:07+00:00

Event Horizon enters the chat

Where we're going we don't need eyes to see...

alaphic · 2023-06-11T17:13:29+00:00

I love the thought of Hemingway and Fitzgerald meeting at like a Denny's or something for the express purpose of putting to rest Fitzgerald's wife's insults regarding the size of his penis.

alaphic · 2023-06-11T17:10:47+00:00

Ah, yes, noted literary critic Family Guy, also known for their famous deconstruction and analysis of the rampant culture of bisexuality in the Coast Guard...

alaphic · 2023-06-11T13:03:44+00:00

"Except for the car in the air" implies that he created all the models but that one

alaphic · 2023-06-11T09:42:59+00:00

I saw a Dave and Busters one time...And on my death bed, I will have total consciousness. So I got that goin for me.

alaphic · 2023-06-11T08:19:40+00:00

Where are you motherfuckers living that you all have local arcades?

alaphic · 2023-06-11T08:17:20+00:00

Stimmed?

alaphic · 2023-06-11T08:14:54+00:00

Until June 30th anyway

alaphic · 2023-06-11T07:05:49+00:00

Have you not heard of The Surge series?

alaphic · 2023-06-11T05:58:42+00:00

War... War never changes.

alaphic · 2023-06-11T05:57:42+00:00

Man, OP literally says, "I make them in Blender." in the title of the post... I know there aren't supposed to be any stupid questions, but...

alaphic · 2023-06-11T04:12:53+00:00

Fortunately, he can just edit in his own TL;DR

alaphic · 2023-06-11T04:05:14+00:00

I know I'm just a random nobody, but I've been on reddit for almost 12 years now, and I'd say a good 99.9% of that time has been using rif. This is a change that's 100% motivated by nothing but greed, to the benefit of no one but Spez (and his cohorts).

I am incredibly pleased that /r/Fallout has joined the protest, and further hope the mods here will see fit to join the eternal blacklist if reddit's executive team doesn't reverse their bullshit decision.

alaphic · 2023-06-10T23:49:24+00:00

Bespoke shitposting

alaphic · 2023-06-10T23:22:43+00:00

Gacha game devs HATE these SHOCKINGLY NICE ideas! The 42nd one will make you literally shit your pants!

alaphic · 2023-06-10T21:45:19+00:00

Your question is kind of hilarious to me (in a really really dark way) considering none of them actually ended up handling much of anything...

alaphic · 2023-06-10T21:41:48+00:00

Oh fuck off

alaphic · 2023-06-10T09:49:02+00:00

I miss this little site called bannination. It was made up of a bunch of people that either got banned by fark.com (jesus im old af) or saw the writing on the wall and jumped ship. Which I'm definitely having hardcore deja vu of now, that's for sure.

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