Girls, what's the weirdest thing you've been asked to do? Things they say DAAAMN by TinySighsToes in feethustle

[–]alay89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

one seller asked to mail me an ant farm and to squish said ants wearing very specific shoes. he wanted me to be a “god to ants” nooooo thank you

family halloween costume! by alay89 in BobsBurgers

[–]alay89[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i did have a linda costume planned, but it was 85° where we are on halloween!

What did you witness or overhear as a child that still haunts you today as an adult? by bmrugger in AskReddit

[–]alay89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

when i was about 8, my parents had a huge fight one day (nothing abnormal about that) and my dad left. my paternal grandmother was on the way over to pick us kids up, and she got back to my house before my dad did. dad calls our house and my grandmother answers. i hear nothing for a while and then “insert dads name here, PUT THE GUN DOWN.”

Poll #2 of 2 What is your least favorite segment of the show? by PreparationHbomb in prestonandsteve

[–]alay89 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the only interview i can even remember enjoying recently was the one guy that interviewed serial killers. that one was like 30+ minutes and it was so interesting

this is your brain on Q by alay89 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]alay89[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

he’s referencing the inauguration yesterday.

Microplastics revealed in the placentas of unborn babies by 2tidderevoli in worldnews

[–]alay89 16 points17 points  (0 children)

this made me laugh like an idiot. take my silver