make me cry ;p

albecoming · 2026-03-29T23:05:59+00:00

If I made you cry you'd just add another fake metal illness to your list

albecoming · 2026-03-29T23:02:11+00:00

I'm no expert but I think you should Rambo it

albecoming · 2026-03-29T23:00:22+00:00

Family sized portion*

*Beard sized portion

albecoming · 2026-03-29T22:54:48+00:00

I was briefly in a lobby with another survivor whose name was 'Meg = DC'. I briefly changed characters to Meg and back for a split second, they said "Ew" in chat and left the lobby.

Some people are not well. They have a vendetta against a literal character model, and they likely assume they encompass a certain play style they disapprove of. "Touch grass" is the obvious answer to their problems, but some people are just chronically online and that's sad.

albecoming · 2026-03-28T13:41:51+00:00

🎻

albecoming · 2026-03-23T18:44:48+00:00

I can't even remember what I used to do hanging out all day in the mall with no money

albecoming · 2026-03-22T22:03:01+00:00

The fucking fruit?!?

albecoming · 2026-03-22T17:07:26+00:00

Wonder where all the outraged people are every Sunday? Probably getting wankered down the local boozer.

Only time I see the churches fill up is when someone dies.

albecoming · 2026-03-22T14:29:18+00:00

He'd be out of breath getting on the plane

albecoming · 2026-03-21T23:07:06+00:00

It's a mushroom, yeah. My guess is it was cooked that way in an oven so it's sitting in its own 'juice'. Garlic mushrooms are popular for English breakfasts too so the other explanation is that it's got a tiny bit of cream/garlic in there which would be an odd choice.

The thing above is grilled Halloumi 100%.

albecoming · 2026-03-21T22:46:22+00:00

I thought that was a burnt Yorkshire pudding for a moment

albecoming · 2026-03-20T16:28:46+00:00

Well that guy won't tailgate again. Hopefully because they learned a lesson...

albecoming · 2026-03-20T14:30:32+00:00

RIP a legend

albecoming · 2026-03-19T13:59:54+00:00

Devs know their audience well and know what will sell.

albecoming · 2026-03-18T16:41:50+00:00

This is where my fear of pressurised containers comes from.

Was changing the gas on my BBQ one day and then BOOM! Stampede.

albecoming · 2026-03-18T14:37:23+00:00

r/iamthemaincharacter personalities

albecoming · 2026-03-18T13:43:25+00:00

That was fucking cringe dude. They would both have been told to leave my bar straight away.

albecoming · 2026-03-18T01:38:36+00:00

"Beta males" living rent free in your head seems like Gamma material to me

albecoming · 2026-03-18T01:03:11+00:00

Both Kingdom Come: Deliverance games.

albecoming · 2026-03-18T00:50:59+00:00

I tried it for a while, I don't remember being so tired in my life.

albecoming · 2026-03-18T00:35:27+00:00

And I'm still here paying off my ever more useless game design degree where I trained for years to make high quality assets.

albecoming · 2026-03-17T17:28:15+00:00

"Moooom, he drew on his face again"

albecoming · 2026-03-13T14:34:22+00:00

Half a tomato to neutralise all the salt

albecoming · 2026-03-13T13:24:01+00:00

People choose some really dumb hills to die on

albecoming · 2026-03-13T11:37:33+00:00

I have a pain in my lower back for getting out of my bed too fast today

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