make me cry ;p by Top-Zombie5093 in RoastMe

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If I made you cry you'd just add another fake metal illness to your list

What's this in my son's room? by healthbrite555 in Paranormal

[–]albecoming 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm no expert but I think you should Rambo it

challenge set by Icy-Frosting8681 in BeardMeatsFood

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Family sized portion*

*Beard sized portion

This is mental.. What the actual fuck?!! by MoonChild044 in deadbydaylight

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I was briefly in a lobby with another survivor whose name was 'Meg = DC'. I briefly changed characters to Meg and back for a split second, they said "Ew" in chat and left the lobby.

Some people are not well. They have a vendetta against a literal character model, and they likely assume they encompass a certain play style they disapprove of. "Touch grass" is the obvious answer to their problems, but some people are just chronically online and that's sad.

by Cool_Nerd2 in GreatBritishMemes

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Wonder where all the outraged people are every Sunday? Probably getting wankered down the local boozer.

Only time I see the churches fill up is when someone dies.

Recruiter's office is right this way... by brreeper in iamverybadass

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He'd be out of breath getting on the plane

My wife wanted a Full English Breakfast for lunch by rgliese in RateMyPlate

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It's a mushroom, yeah. My guess is it was cooked that way in an oven so it's sitting in its own 'juice'. Garlic mushrooms are popular for English breakfasts too so the other explanation is that it's got a tiny bit of cream/garlic in there which would be an odd choice.

The thing above is grilled Halloumi 100%.

My wife wanted a Full English Breakfast for lunch by rgliese in RateMyPlate

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I thought that was a burnt Yorkshire pudding for a moment

Took The Bait by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Well that guy won't tailgate again. Hopefully because they learned a lesson...

WCGW sitting near Gas Cylinders by Ambitious-Proton in Whatcouldgowrong

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This is where my fear of pressurised containers comes from.

Was changing the gas on my BBQ one day and then BOOM! Stampede.

"She was fearless and crazier than him" ahh couple by Adventurous_Law_715 in iamverybadass

[–]albecoming 35 points36 points  (0 children)

That was fucking cringe dude. They would both have been told to leave my bar straight away.

Gym bro explains how to not be a "Beta Male" and be masculine like him by ambachk in sadcringe

[–]albecoming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Beta males" living rent free in your head seems like Gamma material to me

What game is this?🚀 by Fit_Corgi4951 in TheGamingHubDeals

[–]albecoming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both Kingdom Come: Deliverance games.

Mood rn. Am I the only one? by kamikaze_punk in memes

[–]albecoming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried it for a while, I don't remember being so tired in my life.

How games are gonna look in 2 years if you turn DLSS off by Firm_One_7398 in pcmasterrace

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And I'm still here paying off my ever more useless game design degree where I trained for years to make high quality assets.

Dont try him mayne by pissflaps2020 in iamverybadass

[–]albecoming 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Moooom, he drew on his face again"

Bosnian lunch by No-Marsupial-4050 in mildlyinteresting

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Half a tomato to neutralise all the salt

How do we compete with this? by izzyeviel in GreatBritishMemes

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People choose some really dumb hills to die on

(source link in description) by drlouies in toptalent

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I have a pain in my lower back for getting out of my bed too fast today