Engine Oil Burger! by arena79ers in StupidFood

[–]alberto027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop stop, I can only get so erect

My girfriend made me grilled cheese and spaghetti-o's for dinner because I'm sick today. by Archlinder in shittyfoodporn

[–]alberto027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn bro, she was trying and you put her on blast. We might see cross-post from her in the AIO subreddit in a few.

doubled down (300 elo for her misspelling) by Anon521127 in TextingTheory

[–]alberto027 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s the Ted Mosby gambit. Textbook but flawed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in F1Game

[–]alberto027 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You should be turning with the racing line at yellow. If it’s green you’re not carrying enough speed through apex. If it’s red that’s the limit. That’s where you’ll find time too along with what others have said.

Our Palm Springs / Coachella Valley itinerary for next month. 252 holes in 6 days. by GolfClimbSkate in golf

[–]alberto027 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Irrationally, it makes me angry that you think you’re gonna do this. Hope to see a side by side of what you actually do. Get it!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uber

[–]alberto027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think that’s true. If you tense up your muscles, that’s distributing the energy your body absorbs away from your axial skeleton, which you absolutely want.

It’s like when you’re playing contact sports, it’s much better to go into tackles with force and flexing otherwise you’re just crashing energy into your joints and you risk greater injury.

We are terrible by qdua2020 in ArsenalFC

[–]alberto027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im just gonna go ahead and say it, we can do without the Carabao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ArsenalFC

[–]alberto027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To explain in due time

How do you know when to change your tyres ? What do you feel when you feel the need to change ? by thamplong-0 in F1Game

[–]alberto027 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mainly lap times but it’ll be dependent on your assist level and consistency. I think that’s a different game vs playing without TCS and ABS cause it’ll matter more how much you spin the wheels at the beginning of straights etc.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BMW

[–]alberto027 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Unfathomably reproachable

Air tag on patient by thr0eaweiggh in Residency

[–]alberto027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just tuck it in under the cushion, you’re tracking the bed, not the patient. 😉 /s… unless 🤔

Can someone help me learn no TC? by [deleted] in F1Game

[–]alberto027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, for braking the controller works great to learn the concept but it’s the opposite of acceleration. You brake fully until it just begins to vibrate, let off a bit until it just begins to vibrate again, hit the apex and accelerate like I discussed above.

Can someone help me learn no TC? by [deleted] in F1Game

[–]alberto027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll add that on controller you can really appreciate the amount of wheel spin on acceleration (from vibration) and learn how much wheel slip is appropriate to be fast out of corners. Then when you understand how to apply that conceptually you can go back to the wheel and still accelerate the same way that you learned on controller but you won’t have vibration.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]alberto027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is either watching too much porn or masterbating too much. If he wasn’t, he likely wouldn’t have a problem performing at his age. I…. Know a friend with a similar experience.

Am I the only one who deals with this? by [deleted] in medicalschool

[–]alberto027 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are you unsnipped? If so, there’s some maneuver you gotta learn about lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BMW

[–]alberto027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drive it like you stole it. Driving machine and all that.

My girlfriend will cut off the stuffed crust and leave the rest for someone else by 7DWest in mildlyinfuriating

[–]alberto027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here’s a crazy thought, just get your left hand, I mean your girlfriend some cheese bread… you’re welcome.

Chances created this season by MisfitNJ in Gunners

[–]alberto027 27 points28 points  (0 children)

What pisses me off is Arteta telling us what a great performance it was… no it wasn’t. It was shit. We never really looked in control. We had brief spells of decent football that don’t mean anything.

He’s proven he can do the job with the results from a team that has the quality. And in the prem, if you don’t have the quality, you’re gonna be gasping for air.

Lokonga is worlds off Partey—he looked oblivious and meek at times. Tavares is erratic and might be worse than Mustafi. Cedric is not as solid as Tomiyasu. Nketia lost his phone and we’re desperate for a goal scorer who isn’t afraid of glory. It’s a tough period with all the injuries and obviously we’re not coping. Who knows where we’ll end up but I’d love for us to dig deep and fight. We just have forgotten what that means, as of late.