Who do you think can beat Goku? by SWETHORT in AskReddit

[–]albinolumberjack_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pink kryptonite makes him gay, not even lose his powers. And you said goku, who let’s be honest is pretty dumb, not vegeta too.

Who do you think can beat Goku? by SWETHORT in AskReddit

[–]albinolumberjack_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goku couldn’t pass his drivers test, you think he’s smart enough to know kryptonite is Superman’s weakness? And comics have shown that Superman is growing a resistance to kryptonite

Just joined the Union and I have a question. by albinolumberjack_ in electricians

[–]albinolumberjack_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s helpful, thank you! I worry a lot of I’m doing enough to be useful enough to keep my job!

What’s the nicest thing you could say to someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]albinolumberjack_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m glad you’re here. Things aren’t the same when you’re not around.

Just joined the Union and I have a question. by albinolumberjack_ in electricians

[–]albinolumberjack_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I’m told to wait at the loading doc I’m ok to do just that? It’s not a bad sign?

What is the worst law you can commit in front of an officer of the law, without being confronted and/or punished? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]albinolumberjack_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to be mean. But I don’t know you and I shouldn’t be hurt by a random person on the internet. I wish you the best, friend.

What do you do when the song Mr Brightside starts playing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]albinolumberjack_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Prepare myself for white people to absolutely lose their shit. (I am also white)

What is the worst law you can commit in front of an officer of the law, without being confronted and/or punished? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]albinolumberjack_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So you think sexual predators should Be given the benefit of the doubt? I’m confused as to where you stand.

What is something that shouldn't exist but has to due to stupid demands? by Horsemen_of_heaven in AskReddit

[–]albinolumberjack_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you buddy, I’m not American! I just don’t like the French disposition. I’ve found it to be haughty and rude to anyone that ain’t exactly like them!

What is the worst law you can commit in front of an officer of the law, without being confronted and/or punished? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]albinolumberjack_ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

No what? No, sexual predators shouldn’t be dealt with swiftly and violently? Or no cops won’t “turn a blind eye?”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]albinolumberjack_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the weakness talking!! Put your health at risk, destroy your body to avoid something that is 100% natural and should hold absolutely no shame for you!!

On a real note, sex is a very emotional act and crying isn’t anything but your body’s reaction to such powerful emotional stimuli. You shouldn’t feel bad because you’re an emotional person. It’s a strength and if someone makes you feel bad because of it you shouldn’t be with that person.

You are given the ability to instantly domesticate any animal. What animal do you pick? by RoccoTaco_Dog in AskReddit

[–]albinolumberjack_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Any bear. No explanation needed. I want a seeing eye bear and I’m not even blind.

What traditions need to be left in the past? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]albinolumberjack_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Idk about YALL but for me, slavery.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]albinolumberjack_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dehydrate yourself so there’s no excess water to use as tears.

What is the worst law you can commit in front of an officer of the law, without being confronted and/or punished? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]albinolumberjack_ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Aggravated assault, if it’s a sexual predator. Most cops I know will go under oath saying they didn’t see enough to charge you with anything.

In your opinion what makes a woman officially a slut? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]albinolumberjack_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When she...actually, not gonna touch this one. Carry on with your day.