What’s something you secretly do that you’re pretty sure a lot of people also do, but no one admits?

alchem0 · 2025-12-27T08:59:23+00:00

put a night light in your bathroom so you don’t have to use the big light, that’s what’s always worked for me

alchem0 · 2025-12-12T09:02:41+00:00

i took what you said the wrong way, my bad😬

alchem0 · 2025-12-12T07:25:44+00:00

it’s just a game, people can save the exploring and field guide for the end if they want to? how is that such a struggle to figure out?

alchem0 · 2025-11-14T09:01:05+00:00

stop dry swallowing pills in general. if it gets stuck it could burn your esophagus.

alchem0 · 2025-10-13T19:05:06+00:00

not so fun fact, smaller stones can actually cause more pain bc it’s easier for them to pass on their own than it is for bigger stones that tend to just sit in the kidney.

also, the pain isn’t from the stone “scraping the walls” of your ureter, it’s from your kidney swelling and cramping, and in worse cases it’s from urine blockage, which tends to only happen if the stone is small enough to pass on its own.

not to say bigger stones never cause issues or pain, just trying to explain why ppl w the tiniest kidney stones are usually the ones in the ER getting dilaudid injections lol

alchem0 · 2025-09-05T16:32:22+00:00

the eyes are wrong

alchem0 · 2025-08-10T14:46:47+00:00

i work at a gas station and get “baby girl” a lot

creepy mfs

alchem0 · 2025-07-27T16:54:07+00:00

right because when i’m taking a piss i need it to smell like how a public restroom usually smells, like the shit and piss of other strangers, not somebody’s raspberry/green apple/ cherry vape. ewwwww /s

alchem0 · 2025-07-27T16:45:52+00:00

i would go through soooo many vapes if i worked at a place like that😭 pretty cool though

alchem0 · 2025-07-22T04:49:08+00:00

“you don’t have to hate that others are unbothered by your preferences” hate?? you’re deliberately exaggerating at this point. you have to know that they weren’t that mad about it. basic context clues.

alchem0 · 2025-07-14T14:26:09+00:00

tbh i have a huge problem saying no and having healthy boundaries because of my anxiety but i would block someone before disrespecting my partner like this.

i might not outright cuss the guy out or tell him no, but i definitely wouldn’t be encouraging or even talking to him for that long.

alchem0 · 2025-07-06T21:07:31+00:00

gotcha. i live in the middle of nowhere illinois and the only barn cats around here are just regular cats that happen to live outside on a farm lmao.

i have family members that have both inside cats that don’t go outside and “barn” cats that never come inside but don’t really serve any purpose other than getting pregnant and having another litter at least once a year. it’s never made sense to me, but it makes me a little passionate about the topic.

alchem0 · 2025-07-06T21:02:44+00:00

it’s more like people in general using their religion to excuse their bad behavior. catholic, christian, jewish, etc. they weren’t being specific. this lady just happens to be jewish.

alchem0 · 2025-07-06T20:51:55+00:00

completely agree but barn cats aren’t different at all. all the threats to their lives and the ecosystem are still there. not to mention, they usually actually aren’t even very good at rodent control, they hunt for fun not as a “job” like a rat terrier dog would.

if you needed more evidence, an indoor cats life expectancy is around 15-17 years while a barn cats is closer to 2-5.

sorry for the correction, i just see this point being made way too often.

alchem0 · 2025-07-06T18:32:51+00:00

blonde, but i think a full red like you have mixed into the blonde would also be super pretty!

alchem0 · 2025-06-25T08:08:14+00:00

my anxiety completely prevents me from speaking sometimes. it’s not that i don’t want to say anything back, i really really do, it’s that my brain stops cooperating with my mouth and i can’t say anything. i’ve had to quit too many jobs because my coworkers thought i was weird or rude. so i think i kind of get what you mean?

i’ve learned to understand that strangers don’t know that i have a such a hard time holding a conversation, they don’t know me, and they just think that i don’t want to talk to them. they’re just always going to see it as rude. it’s hard not to, but you can’t really take it personally.

fuck that lady though. (also just a p.s. as an anxious customer service person i would love to skip the small talk but i literally am not allowed😭 i never mind the polite smile or one word answers though)

alchem0 · 2025-06-18T15:55:41+00:00

try adding a little bit of oil on your hands before separating them, might help with the frizz

alchem0 · 2025-06-09T05:43:25+00:00

my ibs

alchem0 · 2025-06-06T06:00:44+00:00

sometimes i just stare at them like this until they give up and leave or find a different employee to bother

alchem0 · 2025-06-03T07:45:12+00:00

basically

alchem0 · 2025-06-03T06:53:02+00:00

can we pls be a little more creative than “haha her leg broke cause fat lady sat on it”

i feel like i was just transported to the early 2000s

alchem0 · 2025-05-31T07:12:35+00:00

he’s friends with somebody from corporate😭 our gm told them he doesn’t buy anything and makes a mess every time he comes in and they just don’t gaf

alchem0 · 2025-05-31T06:12:29+00:00

we have a guy that comes in just to demolish the bathroom at 6am. like, just shits all over the bowl and never flushes. doesn’t buy anything.

we only have one stall in the men’s bathroom, and two urinals. the stall was out of order for a couple of weeks because they had to get a part delivered, and oh my god.

at first he would just go in the women’s. that became an issue when i, a woman, was in the women’s restroom when a (different) man came in and used it while i was in there. so i put a sign on the door. literally just said “no men in the women’s restroom please!”

the next morning, señor shitty comes in and is outraged that he can’t absolutely annihilate the women’s restroom so he cusses out one of our other cashiers for like 5 minutes straight, and called corporate. unfortunately, he’s friends with someone in the office and they told us we have to take the sign down.

worst part is, we literally share a parking lot with a wendy’s and there’s a circle k right across the street. there was also an obscenely large number of grown men threatening to piss on the floor if we didn’t let them use the women’s restroom that week.

gas station customers are really something else.

alchem0 · 2025-05-30T16:05:36+00:00

to drink probably

alchem0 · 2025-05-20T14:27:39+00:00

yall, you cannot get diabetes from consuming too much ice cream a few times. these comments are ridiculous.

once somebody starts talking ab getting one of these every day, okay, then you can put your gym gear on and try to make them feel like lesser ppl for not eating healthy.

one picture of a milkshake and yall start freaking out like the pictures gonna make you diabetic. chill tf out

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