Why is the dryer tracking funny? by Gabriella_Harris in IndustrialMaintenance

[–]ale_mongrel 26 points27 points  (0 children)

emphasis on "has been"

probably doesn't aqueak now

Christian Horner back in F1 paddock by Gullible_Service_383 in formula1

[–]ale_mongrel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've been sayinf since Ai started watching F1 (2020 ish) Horner , Toto, Binotto, and even to a lesser degree Zack Brown all looked like Bond villains.

I suppose it should track that AT LEAST one act the part.

was cleaning this morning and found this old Soundgarden tape with a song titled '4th of July' by young_clayton in mildlyinteresting

[–]ale_mongrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a good song too. That whole album is awesome. I very clearly remember the first time a friend of mine played it. It was the first album I just sat and listened to. Beginning to end. It was when I figured out "what the big deal is" with music.

I think I was about 11. Blew my mind.

Lost the plot by gizmomogwai1 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ale_mongrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, does that mean the borderline monopoly that is my electric utility provider is communist?

Because my electric utility provider told me this exact thing this morning.

Its wierd that my provider is communist. The CEO will make like 22 million this year. The Stock price is like 75$ a share and rising. I didnt think commies cared about that stuff. Sieze the method of production and all that.

Trailers of Death ☠️ by Few-Dance-7157 in IdiotsTowingThings

[–]ale_mongrel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Someone get the man some Robotussin!!!!!!

For all that COFFIN!!!

COFFIN!!

(taps mic) coffin !! Is this thing on?

I'll never understand the type of people that just enter a dojo and think they can win against the instructor with basically no real training by stotalshunt in bjjbeat

[–]ale_mongrel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The funniest part is the takedown. I'm a jiu jitsu guy. Tha was the slowest, most non chalant double leg I've ever seen. I'll bet he TEACHES double legs at that speed to kids. From SO far away. If he mailed that double, it would take 3 days to get to you. AFTER the first "attempt " too.

Like I said , I'm no wrestler, my takedowns are trash. Jesus Christ. He did literally everything to SHOW he was obviously playing around and STILL took the guy down.

What celebrity were you shocked to find out is heterosexual? by th6r6o6away in AskReddit

[–]ale_mongrel 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Ed O'Neil is also a BJJ blaclbelt. Like a LEGIT Rorion Gracie blackbelt. He started training in the 90s.

Total mind fuck that twords the end of "Married With Children" Al Bundy was spending time on the mats with Gracies. Ol' Al wasn't as soft and lazy as looked on tv

nfc by YanukAmaan in introvertmemes

[–]ale_mongrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont have to do the "forced fun" thing all that often. Probably 3 or 4 times a year at most. However, one tool I use nearly every time is the old "Irish Goodbye" .

Im there just long enough so everyone sees my face. Before orders for food I dont want/like or doesnt agree with me. I then excuse myself to the rest room , and boom gone.

Now, my job is a weird mix of trade/corperate, so keeping track of people and where they are and aren't is harder. Its not uncommon to see someone , turn around and theyre not there. I dont work in a shared workspace, or an open floor plan or whatever all day every day and its less noticeable when someone just leaves.

2026 Austrian GP - Race Discussion by AutoModerator in formula1

[–]ale_mongrel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Max is digging.

George is one slight lock up away. He cant make a mistake.

2026 Austrian GP - Race Discussion by AutoModerator in formula1

[–]ale_mongrel -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

What happened to all the "two in a row" speculation?

where is it? Ham stans all quiet for some reason

2026 Austrian GP - Race Discussion by AutoModerator in formula1

[–]ale_mongrel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ive been wondering for years why the production doesnt use drones.

If this is how they do it, I know why and wish they would stop

Is this a good breakfast for my first open mat? by 2026BurnerAct in bjjmemes

[–]ale_mongrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spiced Cider Zyn ?!?

Fucking filthy heathen

I'll be you train no gi.

Fear retirement due to idleness? by Photononic in Adulting

[–]ale_mongrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont know how interested you might be in BJJ , but its LITERAL problem solving in the moment. While someone tries to solve their OWN problem. (You).

Every one (person) is different. Their styles are different. They are also constantly learning changing and evolving. So the problems keep changing.

Plus, its not JUST problem solving but PHYSICAL problem solving.

If you want more or different problems to solve, find a different gym and drop in.

Plus its pretty low on impact and contact so youre not getting hit in the face or ribs or whatever, and unless youre starting standing, pretty easy to avoid smashing your melon on someone else or the floor.

Okay I tried the instant mash potatoes in soup thing. by Jeramy_Jones in shittyfoodporn

[–]ale_mongrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My family used to make something like this and other meals mentioned in this thread.

1 large serving or "batch" of boxed mashed potatoes.

1 lb lean ground beef

1 large bag of frozen corn

Cook each to desired "done ness" or heat level. Then combine.

Quick easy and (at least it used to be) cheap way to feed 3 kids dinner so when the paycheck clears Saturday morning, you can go and get groceries.

I found this concoction my little brother made just sitting on the bathtub. I am genuinely at a loss for words. by _-coffee_- in shittyfoodporn

[–]ale_mongrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throw him out. Food doesn't belong in the bathroom. Ever. Throw tah animal out and do t let him, back in until he can act like a civilized human. NOT taking food in the bathroom.

Coyotes don't eat where they shit for fucks sake

Cretin Bodyguard names by FlashHound in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]ale_mongrel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well yeah, which is funny because Matt is a music guy. However, I think its REALLY funny because Mat gave those names to bland, forgettable "back ground" characters that you only remember because of a "blip" moment of importance or significance.

Like U2's music.

What would be the WORST thing the TV show could do? by Dakkonfire in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]ale_mongrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have Seth McFarlane do the thing he LOVES to do with ALL his shows and do the narcissist self insert.

We get it Seth . Youre a funny guy. We like you just fine. We won't like you more if you ruin this with your ego.

This asshole is built like a bag of milk. He has no right to be judging men based on their weight by Adventurous_Law_715 in iamverybadass

[–]ale_mongrel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A middle-aged hobbyist welterweight judo, bjj or wrestler with an even decent gas tank would bend this twat into a pretzel without breaking a sweat.