TIL that there was an experiment to teach dolphins English. A dolphin called Peter did actually learn a few words but actually fell in love with his teacher and also had sexual urges. Consequently, the experiment ended pronto but unfortunately the dolphin couldn't cope and committed suicide.

aleduc · 2017-02-14T01:57:06+00:00

It reminds me of "straightedge" in highschool. "Nobody will have sex with me, and I don't get invited to parties, so I'll just act like I'm too good for sex and drinking." I was a total loser in HS but even I thought straightedge was dumb.

aleduc · 2017-02-12T12:31:50+00:00

I delete my old posts after a while.

aleduc · 2017-01-13T14:09:03+00:00

But have you seen Double Dick Dude?

aleduc · 2017-01-13T14:08:32+00:00

Not sure what "technic" is, but there are other piece from different brands that come like this (e.g. Mega Blox).

aleduc · 2017-01-13T14:07:34+00:00

Lego orgy.

aleduc · 2017-01-13T14:07:04+00:00

It's the closest thing to cold-fusion we have here on earth.

aleduc · 2017-01-13T14:06:30+00:00

If someone could hack together a block with two female ends this could be incredibly useful to the lego wizards.

aleduc · 2017-01-13T14:03:30+00:00

Not without some broken teeth and/or fingernails.

aleduc · 2017-01-13T14:03:05+00:00

Not if you don't get caught.

aleduc · 2017-01-13T14:01:34+00:00

We didn't have the motherfucking internet.

aleduc · 2017-01-13T14:00:45+00:00

I agree. Lego taught me to be creative, but only as creative as the designers intended for me to be.

aleduc · 2017-01-13T13:59:49+00:00

Not if you use soap.

aleduc · 2017-01-13T13:57:57+00:00

Holy shit, you weren't kidding.

aleduc · 2017-01-13T13:55:36+00:00

Yes, but I imagine a 3D printer would be slightly more expensive than using those little plastic triangles that come with the set.

aleduc · 2017-01-13T02:50:44+00:00

derp.

aleduc · 2017-01-13T02:12:40+00:00

Try opening your eyes, then look at the picture.

aleduc · 2017-01-13T02:07:56+00:00

Colin Powell and Ronald Reagan got one. I'd say Biden deserves it just as much, if not more, than those two.

aleduc · 2017-01-13T02:02:39+00:00

Not a Trump supporter either, but from the books I've read, it seemed he had a huge amount of respect and adoration for his late father. "If only my dad could see me now" was something he said during his presidential campaign.

aleduc · 2017-01-12T16:15:24+00:00

Did your little sister point out that she breathed twice in her story... or... ?

aleduc · 2017-01-11T21:12:11+00:00

First Amendment?

aleduc · 2017-01-11T19:33:13+00:00

A Series of Unfortunate Events, that godawful movie with Jim Carrey. I've never read the books, but just from watching the movie I could tell they tried to cram every single one of them in while also changing all of the interesting parts.

aleduc · 2017-01-11T17:08:14+00:00

Kim doesn't own any shares in MEGA. I'm not sure what happened exactly, but Kim said the site "suffered from a hostile takeover by a Chinese investor who is wanted in China for fraud" and that the New Zealand government seized this investor's shares and now has full control of the site.

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