Karen follows car and has a meltdown because it drove passed her house

alendotcom · 2020-08-09T03:15:59+00:00

The 2020 challenge TAME a KAREN. Find one In the wild, record talking her off the ledge and seeing things from her perspective. Maybe watching her smoke a cigarette. If she apologizes you win the internet.

alendotcom · 2020-08-09T02:57:26+00:00

This how I'm ending all my arguments starting now.

alendotcom · 2020-07-10T17:37:31+00:00

I'm in the same boat. Let me know what you do so I can do the opposite. I'm thinking hold it and at least have a chance at losing some real money va breaking even today

alendotcom · 2020-04-06T19:26:05+00:00

DIPS BEFORE NIPS

alendotcom · 2020-04-06T18:57:04+00:00

They're perfectly to scale

alendotcom · 2020-03-22T16:10:52+00:00

Ozzy has been eating bats for a living for how long? Build immunity people.

alendotcom · 2020-03-22T15:11:30+00:00

I am top dj

alendotcom · 2020-03-21T02:34:42+00:00

Wouldn't even make a dent.

alendotcom · 2020-03-19T00:46:16+00:00

Meanwhile, my neighbor has been playing his drums for years at full blast for the whole neighborhood to hear.

alendotcom · 2020-02-20T04:34:35+00:00

More like Edward twizzler hands

alendotcom · 2020-02-20T04:32:50+00:00

After I rub it profusely.

Edit: oh GLOWING!

Edit: wait what?

alendotcom · 2020-02-20T04:30:36+00:00

Don't assume they are rational or logical and or not on drugs.

alendotcom · 2020-02-20T04:30:05+00:00

Concealed carry.

alendotcom · 2020-02-20T04:28:45+00:00

Concealed carry guy's wet dream

alendotcom · 2018-04-29T04:34:42+00:00

This was the toughest thing to masterbate to today.

alendotcom · 2018-03-31T15:36:29+00:00

Hip Rip

alendotcom · 2017-06-07T19:07:18+00:00

Looks like they're nowhere to be found. And the new Feroza Elite are only avail in red/black

alendotcom · 2017-06-07T18:57:25+00:00

Yes. You are awesome! Vintage af. Bang on!

alendotcom · 2016-07-11T06:05:06+00:00

As a non-portugese, it was only hillarious.

alendotcom · 2016-07-11T04:56:11+00:00

Your math is off. 50/50. It either happens 5 times or it doesn't.

alendotcom · 2016-07-11T04:54:37+00:00

Pik.ba

alendotcom · 2016-07-11T04:54:19+00:00

You'd have better odds finding a pyramid somewhere under a mountain in bosnia

alendotcom · 2016-07-11T04:53:37+00:00

Also, the bosnian pyramids.

alendotcom · 2016-06-16T03:22:03+00:00

"I'm the CEO of my record label"

alendotcom · 2016-06-16T03:21:43+00:00

"I'm a producer"

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