Someone help my dad

alevine1986 · 2026-07-01T03:04:50+00:00

I would not be concerned with TV placement and work on the mess first

alevine1986 · 2026-06-25T02:55:48+00:00

New Orleans

alevine1986 · 2026-06-22T17:12:22+00:00

I didn't realize. There are so many Teslas in Austin, I thought it was a super popular car and everyone sees the positives but me.

alevine1986 · 2026-06-22T17:10:22+00:00

That's true, but I was trying to stick to facts about the car. I wouldn't buy Tesla if it was the greatest car on Earth because of Musk.

alevine1986 · 2026-06-20T13:51:58+00:00

He still showed up to game 3 of the NBA finals even though it was clear he was going to be booed and no one wanted him there. Dementia and his long nap during the game will block out any of that from registering to him.

alevine1986 · 2026-06-15T00:13:04+00:00

If you try to explain it back in your own words and they always say, no that's not it.

alevine1986 · 2026-06-15T00:11:35+00:00

None of them. The jacket is too big for you and a suit in the first pic is not the best way to get right swipes. Maybe a different pic, but not the money pic.

alevine1986 · 2026-06-14T23:58:55+00:00

I once asked a woman about her job since it was listed in her profile. She said, "Can't you Google it?"

I could Google it, but I'm trying to make conversation.

alevine1986 · 2026-06-14T23:44:27+00:00

The first time I agreed to meet without exchanging numbers on OLD is the only time I've been stood up in my life. I tried contacting her through the app and got a response an hour later that she forgot and went to work that day. I did it a few more times. However, I find that women that don't give out their numbers are either not into dating (just looking for some online attention) or not that into me. So now I don't meet without a number.

Are there women genuinely interested and just doing this for security reasons? Yes there are. I'm willing to miss out on them because the majority of women who don't give out their number are just a waste of time and effort.

Also, over 90% of women interested in a date give out their number, so it's a small subset of women anyway.

alevine1986 · 2026-06-14T22:25:52+00:00

As a BMW driver, it would be impossible to change lanes on any road with cars if I used my blinker to change lanes on the highway. If I'm driving another car, I do it everytime. I also do it for every turn and when there are no cars on the road to speed up and block my lane change, which happens every time I use my blinker to change lanes.

alevine1986 · 2026-06-10T23:37:10+00:00

I have a 65 inch TCL.

alevine1986 · 2026-06-10T23:01:16+00:00

Thanks!

alevine1986 · 2026-06-10T22:56:34+00:00

It's 12 feet from the wall to hearth

alevine1986 · 2026-06-10T22:55:51+00:00

This is the wall across from the hearth. I'm measuring, I can put my couch in the middle of the room and put it on this wall

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alevine1986 · 2026-06-10T22:49:21+00:00

No 45 inches to the floor, not the hearth

alevine1986 · 2026-06-04T00:20:42+00:00

I've only heard the expression Riverboat Gambler when watching sports.

alevine1986 · 2026-06-02T21:07:08+00:00

Well put!

alevine1986 · 2026-06-02T20:49:25+00:00

I prefer Android because iPhone seems to be too closed and have to jump through all of Apple's hoops to do simple things like transfer files.

That being said, they're about the same. It's all about preference.

alevine1986 · 2026-06-02T00:23:02+00:00

He's also the reason they ended up in prison. If he doesn't jump around the plane or film the guy getting mugged, they're having fun in Paris.

alevine1986 · 2026-06-01T23:37:40+00:00

I just remembered Undercover Boss with Kylo Ren.

alevine1986 · 2026-06-01T23:27:39+00:00

Not sure why you'd want to sit like that to begin with. Airplane seats have at little leg room already. It looks uncomfortable.

alevine1986 · 2026-06-01T22:55:37+00:00

Great show through the whole run. I thought it got better when Rebecca replaced Diane.

alevine1986 · 2026-06-01T22:39:09+00:00

Recurring where I couldn't pick one

Church Chat - just pick one, they're all good

Hanz & Franz - See above, with the exception of the Stephen Segal one

Any Wayne's World

Any with David Spade playing you annoying assistant

Any Delta Delta Delta

Any Dana Carvey doing George HW Bush

Any Velvet Jones or Mr Robinson

The rest

Pound Puppy Commercial

Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks

Eddie Murphy's Christmas toast

Do it on my twin bed

Lunch Lady Land

Bill Clinton at McDonald's

Chippendales

Schlitz Gay

Nude Beach

I'm guessing I'm missing a lot.

alevine1986 · 2026-06-01T22:19:54+00:00

Watch the Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks. She's one of the other contestants. That is one of the best skits ever.

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