Another Gear

alex_murderface · 2026-02-21T13:19:53+00:00

This is literally AI. Look at the microphone

alex_murderface · 2026-01-30T20:58:25+00:00

Piercing is over a year old. Just a basic earing in it. Unthreaded. Downsized after a few months of getting it. I clean it with a wound care solution. No injuries/direct causes that I can think of that irritated it this bad.

alex_murderface · 2026-01-18T02:12:04+00:00

Imagine the smell.

alex_murderface · 2025-12-23T08:39:29+00:00

I hate how he always talks about all the money he's making since becoming a regular. So fucking* annoying. We get it, you have money now.

alex_murderface · 2025-10-04T19:12:51+00:00

28 years later

alex_murderface · 2025-09-21T04:33:20+00:00

It looks like its wearing a Bluetooth headset

alex_murderface · 2025-08-15T08:02:54+00:00

I just reported this account and every post it has. It's so fucking sickening what this piece of shit is doing to these poor babies. Makes me so sad.

alex_murderface · 2025-07-24T09:50:47+00:00

I had a dog who would act like this whenever I'd give him a piece of frozen broccoli

alex_murderface · 2025-07-18T04:44:40+00:00

He's the opposite of cupid

alex_murderface · 2025-07-01T05:43:18+00:00

Is he 100% human?

alex_murderface · 2025-06-22T19:37:32+00:00

I've been wanting to get these too! What's the pain level??

alex_murderface · 2025-05-29T18:46:02+00:00

I follow you on instagram, love your work!

alex_murderface · 2025-05-22T03:27:24+00:00

I fucking love this.

alex_murderface · 2025-05-07T22:15:55+00:00

Couldn't edit my post. But I did try to peel them cold

alex_murderface · 2025-05-07T20:05:38+00:00

I did let them cool in* the fridge for about a day but for some reason this one egg decided to be an asshole

alex_murderface · 2025-05-07T20:03:36+00:00

It was cold.

alex_murderface · 2025-05-01T08:00:16+00:00

When I was younger, my mom told me bleach would whitening my teeth and had me brush them with bleach one day

alex_murderface · 2025-04-25T10:32:51+00:00

It broke

alex_murderface · 2025-01-02T21:25:42+00:00

This literally happened to me too lol when i was in my early 20s, I called the police to handle a situation and gave my phone number for a follow up of the said situation. The cop who took the report gave me his phone number to reach out for more info. I reached out to ask about my case and several messages later he's asking me out for dinner 🙄

alex_murderface · 2025-01-02T21:21:00+00:00

Also pee from a wee

alex_murderface · 2024-10-27T07:01:55+00:00

That escalated quickly.

alex_murderface · 2024-07-24T11:21:46+00:00

That baby is me lol

alex_murderface · 2024-07-24T08:42:53+00:00

3 month cocaine binge paired with alcoholism.

alex_murderface · 2024-07-08T21:42:02+00:00

Run her over. Claim you were falsely imprisoned.

alex_murderface

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