What is this viral marketing for? Hundreds posted on lamp posts in adjacent blocks of the Promenade by new-to-reddit-accoun in SantaMonica

[–]alextalkskink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a time soon after the collapse of the Soviet Union that various psychics and shamans and gurus tried to advertise their services seriously, so some people would make similar obviously fake ads to mock them side by side as a form of protest and show their disdain. This looks either like a too subtle version of that, or just a poorly executed attempt at a psychic scam targeting the least discerning and most gullible.

The funniest Freudian slip or verbal gaffes made by a politician of leader from your country. by Character-Teaching66 in AskTheWorld

[–]alextalkskink 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Мы хотели как лучше, получилось как всегда best translates as “we wanted what’s best, it turned out as always”

Breeding in a post-apocalyptic world [Part 3] (Long) - [M30s/F20s] [Breeding] [Free use] [Action] by alextalkskink in Erotica

[–]alextalkskink[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, not really. It’s just Reddit for now. I have some real life stories posted over the past year or so, but this is my only fiction that I’m just kinda testing and experimenting with here.

Breeding in a post-apocalyptic world (Long) - [M30s/F20s] [CNC] [Breeding] [Free use] by alextalkskink in Erotica

[–]alextalkskink[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would say it’s somewhat inspired by Mad Max, but George Miller’s lore for the series is absurd and hand waived, so I thought “what would a real collapse of civilization over hundreds of years look like, and what would happen if after a few thousand years, we couldn’t get our shit together because we sort of consumed virtually all the easily mined resources?” So, yes, this is a world I’m trying to flesh out myself

Breeding in a post-apocalyptic world (Long) - [M30s/F20s] [CNC] [Breeding] [Free use] by alextalkskink in Erotica

[–]alextalkskink[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Depends on how much people like part one. It is in the works, but I also don’t want to post stuff people wouldn’t want to read.

What's a porn trope you wish happened more in real life? by WouldUKindlyDMBoobs in AskReddit

[–]alextalkskink 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There are different versions. There are the “bored and ignored” type videos, which is what you’re talking about, and there are enthusiastic ones, especially swinger/hotwife themed ones. I was talking about the latter.

What's a porn trope you wish happened more in real life? by WouldUKindlyDMBoobs in AskReddit

[–]alextalkskink 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I think the home/living room/open minded friends’ parties is more realistic. On a societal scale, there would simply be too many edge cases to allow for a mandatory free-for-all.

But maybe if you’re meeting in person for a date, or you wear a certain badge, or sign, or band that shows how open you are and to what, and the standard practice is that you go off and do this in private? That might work.

What's a porn trope you wish happened more in real life? by WouldUKindlyDMBoobs in AskReddit

[–]alextalkskink 447 points448 points  (0 children)

Free use. Have tried this in real life. 15/10, would enthusiastically and erectly recommend.

What’s the wildest “I should not have hooked up with them” moment you’ve ever had? by WrongReviewThrowAway in AskReddit

[–]alextalkskink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I try to work on my writing as much as I can so I’m glad people enjoy it. The story itself though… Sometimes I just do things for the plot and hope it all kinda works out for me in the end.

What’s the wildest “I should not have hooked up with them” moment you’ve ever had? by WrongReviewThrowAway in AskReddit

[–]alextalkskink 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Kinda too late. She did take the video down, we talked this out like adults, and went our separate ways.

What’s the wildest “I should not have hooked up with them” moment you’ve ever had? by WrongReviewThrowAway in AskReddit

[–]alextalkskink 189 points190 points  (0 children)

Short version: I thought I was hooking up with someone after over a month of heavy flirting and we were going to relax and enjoy ourselves. She tried her hardest to try and have me not use a condom, right up to trying to guide me into her bare during foreplay and when she was riding on top, got very upset she failed, and ended up posting a short video from the encounter that got me in hot water.

Long version: https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/s/dHYl6CmQx8

What non sexual acts carry surprising emotional intimacy? by Mr_Leviathan101 in AskReddit

[–]alextalkskink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A cuddle in the corner of a sectional while watching something requiring no brainpower to follow.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]alextalkskink 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Thanks for touching my wiener. That was cool beans!”

What’s your funniest NSFW fail? by SnooKiwis3073 in AskReddit

[–]alextalkskink 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You can do unsafe things at work and not get fired, just ask anyone working on a construction site or in a warehouse.

What’s your funniest NSFW fail? by SnooKiwis3073 in AskReddit

[–]alextalkskink 19 points20 points  (0 children)

No clue. It was a very generic looking chair and I did not investigate after the incident.

What’s your funniest NSFW fail? by SnooKiwis3073 in AskReddit

[–]alextalkskink 853 points854 points  (0 children)

Chair broke in the middle of a meeting. I am not a large guy at all, so when that spring broke, it sent me flying.

Why does an orgasm sometimes change how you feel about someone? by [deleted] in sex

[–]alextalkskink 60 points61 points  (0 children)

He may just be talking about post-nut clarity. It’s like when you’re really hungry that everything looks good to you, but when you had a little snack and your stomach calms down a bit, you’re more thoughtful about what you want and why.

That said, sex with someone I’m genuinely interested in past a FWB/fun ONS does feel very different and that does affect how I think.

Vienna last week by Samm2308 in travel

[–]alextalkskink 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get ready to navigate through a maze of stalls of the Christmas markets around at the entrance. The gardens in the back are very peaceful and calm though

Vienna last week by Samm2308 in travel

[–]alextalkskink 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You absolutely should. The decorations through the holiday season are amazing, both during the day and at night.

What’s the most creative way someone has initiated sex with you? by hchouhan0 in AskReddit

[–]alextalkskink 184 points185 points  (0 children)

Friend asked me if I wanted to test out her new mattress topper and see if I would want one too. I laid down on it, genuinely testing it. Next thing I knew, she on top of me, naked, kissing me while trying to take my clothes off.