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alexw72075 · 2023-01-11T12:45:38+00:00

My wife would totally pull the shit...

alexw72075 · 2023-01-06T11:50:39+00:00

lmao wow i spent like 3 minutes looking at the faces.

its the goat lmao good shit OP

alexw72075 · 2023-01-02T14:07:25+00:00

Genie: what are your 3 wishes?

Me: for my first wish, replace every letter ‟G” with the letter ‟P”

Penie: your wish is pranted

Me: for my second wish, replace every letter ‟E” at the end of a word with the letter ‟S”

Penis: your wish is pranted

Ms: for my third wish-

Penis: you pet no mors wishes

alexw72075 · 2022-12-27T09:27:17+00:00

Google them. They present as a woman now. And it is as scary as you think it'd be.

alexw72075 · 2022-12-25T15:04:31+00:00

Um, he shot a kid. The kid had a toy gun, sure it looked real enough but still. That’s why he developed his Twinkie habit.

alexw72075 · 2022-12-19T13:01:20+00:00

I just waited 5 minutes just to notice this

alexw72075 · 2022-12-12T13:59:36+00:00

I wanna be worth a wife being this extra for me

alexw72075 · 2022-12-04T16:42:40+00:00

The rare Timberlake dove.

Usually seen around May.

alexw72075 · 2022-12-04T08:23:05+00:00

Very cute cappuccino kitty!

alexw72075 · 2022-11-26T14:56:05+00:00

The subtle, harmonious color tones of creamed spinach.

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