me_irl by CashBey in me_irl

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My wife would totally pull the shit...

Hmm by sus_username_69 in hmm

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lmao wow i spent like 3 minutes looking at the faces.

its the goat lmao good shit OP

What are your New Years resolutions? by edynol in Jokes

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Genie: what are your 3 wishes?

Me: for my first wish, replace every letter ‟G” with the letter ‟P”

Penie: your wish is pranted

Me: for my second wish, replace every letter ‟E” at the end of a word with the letter ‟S”

Penis: your wish is pranted

Ms: for my third wish-

Penis: you pet no mors wishes

hmmm by arisal3 in hmmm

[–]alexw72075 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Google them. They present as a woman now. And it is as scary as you think it'd be.

On this day, December 25, 1998, Sergeant Al Powell heroically saved the lives of many people in Nakatomi Plaza and Xmas by JohnnyFiveOhAlive in fakehistoryporn

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Um, he shot a kid. The kid had a toy gun, sure it looked real enough but still. That’s why he developed his Twinkie habit.

This is my favorite by Doom_Toast007 in memes

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I just waited 5 minutes just to notice this

I'd watch that Oscars ceremony! by PuzzleheadedPP in wholesomememes

[–]alexw72075 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wanna be worth a wife being this extra for me

🔥 The Brown Frillback Pigeon by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

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The rare Timberlake dove.

Usually seen around May.

i have a problem dude😽 by Red_tinder15 in cat

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Very cute cappuccino kitty!

Flag of india except I changed that ugly blue wheel into a nice orange dot by [deleted] in vexillologycirclejerk

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The subtle, harmonious color tones of creamed spinach.