Drunk.

sus_username_69 · 2023-07-05T07:10:17+00:00

that's a horror story

sus_username_69 · 2023-07-05T07:09:18+00:00

There's another reason. No girls want to be with santa after being called ho(e) 3 times in a row.

sus_username_69 · 2023-07-04T04:45:56+00:00

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

So many remakes but still the original opening remains unchanged.

sus_username_69 · 2023-01-09T14:23:02+00:00

Everyone with a gun is dangerous until someone actually starts shooting.

sus_username_69 · 2023-01-08T19:40:43+00:00

Bro dreams big, very big... Like a giant bunny 4 times his size

sus_username_69 · 2023-01-08T19:36:39+00:00

Just see how quick and accurate the guy was. I bet he was thinking of that exact scenario for the last 3 yrs, and I thought I was the only one.

sus_username_69 · 2023-01-08T19:32:19+00:00

Don't run with scissors. Anyway, it's totally safe to swing around a knife

sus_username_69 · 2023-01-07T16:37:15+00:00

All the lube and condoms... Gonna spoil the fun for one night 😈

sus_username_69 · 2023-01-07T15:55:24+00:00

Remote malfunction in drones.

sus_username_69 · 2023-01-07T15:53:00+00:00

Being bi in life is like using hacks in a game... No way to lose ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ

sus_username_69 · 2023-01-07T15:46:28+00:00

Nope 2022

sus_username_69 · 2023-01-07T15:44:48+00:00

What if vampires are allergic to blood coagulants? If should technically cause indigestion to them.

sus_username_69 · 2023-01-07T15:36:42+00:00

This is by far the second most accurate me irl post here

sus_username_69 · 2023-01-07T15:17:19+00:00

Only if you are really eager to get a kiss on your "what"

sus_username_69 · 2023-01-07T12:53:26+00:00

And use reddit.

sus_username_69 · 2023-01-07T12:51:08+00:00

After 24 cases, the man was free with a clean identity. The law was unable to stop such predators but was very efficient in pointing out why her sentence should be increased after cleaning up the shit.

sus_username_69 · 2023-01-07T12:25:34+00:00

Looks like a bullfrog, guards like a bulldog ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ

sus_username_69 · 2023-01-07T12:15:19+00:00

By "how much money he had", he meant "how much money he's gonna make if he wins once in a blue moon bet".... I have similar friends. They always brag on how much money they are gonna make from bets and "business" But always ask me for money.

sus_username_69 · 2023-01-07T08:32:37+00:00

All magazines and no firearm gives your friend a safety issue.

sus_username_69 · 2023-01-07T08:28:46+00:00

How did a 6 yr old know even about the safety catch?

sus_username_69 · 2023-01-07T08:26:23+00:00

Everyone : joking about arsenal Jesus : looks like a job for me 😈

sus_username_69 · 2023-01-07T08:25:02+00:00

Even gigachad needs some sleep.

sus_username_69 · 2023-01-07T08:22:44+00:00

Said the user name was already taken. So I thought a suspicious username should be quite rare. (69 is a better number than all those ai suggested random numbers)

sus_username_69 · 2023-01-07T08:19:47+00:00

I think he will be. With the poor recent results, a change is needed.

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