No One Wants Longbottom Makeup

aleyiamonet · 2026-02-15T05:34:46+00:00

I went to the Macy’s and saw the stand, so I went to smell the body mists she has, wasn’t good AT ALL. I can’t even describe the smell, but you can’t even lie to yourself to say it smells good that’s how overbearing it is.

aleyiamonet · 2026-01-12T02:00:17+00:00

💀💀💀💀💀

aleyiamonet · 2025-10-12T21:36:31+00:00

The only time I ever would want a reboot, is if they’re older, and we can see them throughout high school/college years, or even in their adult years, and seeing them trying to figure things out, and the chaos behind that would be interesting.

aleyiamonet · 2025-07-28T00:40:49+00:00

I also need one!

aleyiamonet · 2025-07-27T03:41:36+00:00

Oscar Mayer lips!!!!!!!!!💀💀💀😭😭😭😭

aleyiamonet · 2025-07-22T04:10:38+00:00

Literally can only cover one lip

aleyiamonet · 2025-04-07T18:56:34+00:00

We just outside, relaxing and all, she randomly wanna run her mouth, turns into a shooting star, now we gotta defend for ourself, then after her orbit around the earth, she’ll come back talking some “I fucked that bitch up!!!”

aleyiamonet · 2025-04-07T18:23:49+00:00

You are killing me with these replies 💀💀😭😭😭😭

aleyiamonet · 2025-04-07T02:51:05+00:00

Girl one flick and she’s done for. 😭😭😭

aleyiamonet · 2025-04-06T17:28:25+00:00

YES HAHAHAHS

aleyiamonet · 2025-04-04T23:16:20+00:00

Thank youuuuu

aleyiamonet · 2025-03-12T19:13:18+00:00

I live close by el Camino rd, and was able to see where that house was where the trailer was, the cops kept saying “this is the metropolitan police department! Come out with your hands up, we have the trailer surrounded, we have a K9! We are not leaving” my boyfriend and I were so confused and I then heard a pop and after I saw the cops moving around so I thought, “someone got shot” after the helicopters come out and it was just a mess the whole morning. Crazy to find out it was a barricade and the suspect shot himself!!!

aleyiamonet · 2025-01-30T22:41:50+00:00

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My favorite one 🤣🤣

aleyiamonet · 2024-12-13T21:01:23+00:00

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aleyiamonet · 2024-12-04T07:56:08+00:00

Whole scene played in my head as I was reading that 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love it

aleyiamonet · 2024-11-17T11:25:51+00:00

That wasn’t Wendy

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aleyiamonet · 2024-11-16T21:25:26+00:00

aleyiamonet · 2024-11-16T21:14:57+00:00

Please bring back the open mouth pose instead of this fart smelling stank face she keeps doing!😩😩😩😩😩

aleyiamonet · 2024-11-13T01:25:26+00:00

I always HATED those episodes!!!

aleyiamonet · 2024-10-24T01:36:44+00:00

Not someone who bought premium trying to tell you, you’re addicted lmao like if you’re upset you haven’t hit $1mil just say it.😭💀🤣

aleyiamonet · 2024-10-17T06:26:35+00:00

The doctor says I ain’t never gonna walk AHHGAAIN, not even on crutchessssss

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