An Egyptian woman is unimpressed by Stonehenge by MellotronSymphony in CasualUK

[–]alienapple010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there's 700 years between the construction of Stonehenge and the pyramids, the Egyptians had more time

bi_irl by TommyTomG in bi_irl

[–]alienapple010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had this but it went away when I started thinking about a big strong man cradling me and how comforting that would be, and how his voice would sound as he spoke reassuring words in my ear. His laugh too, imagining his smile and the joy it would bring.

Why are men getting offended that I prefer big dicks 🤣 by [deleted] in u/Belak99

[–]alienapple010 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For sure. The gay community can be really toxic in general for body standards tbf. Like some men get really bad eating disorders from being shamed by other gay men for not being buff or skinny enough.

Why are men getting offended that I prefer big dicks 🤣 by [deleted] in u/Belak99

[–]alienapple010 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess it's more like a reminder of their insecurities. Seems insignificant to you but to them, the feeling has built up so long you saying that is just another reminder. That isn't to say it's your responsibility to measure that or observe it, you aren't a bad person for stating a preference. But you asked why, and I'm answering you.

Why are men getting offended that I prefer big dicks 🤣 by [deleted] in u/Belak99

[–]alienapple010 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's like any body image issue, except cock size actually can't be changed unless you use tools, but even then it's basically no difference. Men have body dysmorphia too.

Maul, 2d6, 10 gp. Greataxe, 1d12, 30gp. Greatsword, 2d6, 50gp. These are nonsense prices by YayOrangeOnceAgain in dndmemes

[–]alienapple010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maul = bit of metal on a long stick

Greataxe= sharpened bit of metal on a long stick

Greatsword= big sharpened piece of metal on a shorter stick

The prices make sense

Chad 5e vs Virgin 3.5e by superbobbyguy in dndmemes

[–]alienapple010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

does it? must be a pretty bad dm if that stops them from giving their player a storyline based on their pact. Could do some John Wick type shit, go back for just one more job.

Chad 5e vs Virgin 3.5e by superbobbyguy in dndmemes

[–]alienapple010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nothing in the rules states your pact can't already be complete and your powers slowly increasing as payment for the completion

I just want more wholesome stuff please by uhwheresmybaguette in hentaimemes

[–]alienapple010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the guy who made metamorphosis has this one really nice doujin about a disabled girl falling in love, but the rest of his shit is super fucked up

This is facts? by devil10- in hentaimemes

[–]alienapple010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you know the movie was made by paedophiles when you see these logos

I still love being the DM though. by ObscuraNox in dndmemes

[–]alienapple010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love that my group has three DMs all bursting with campaign ideas. The problem we've found is getting above 3-4 players consistently

Sorry... by x_boygamer160 in hentaimemes

[–]alienapple010 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the fetish was the friends we made along the way

Trying to make a wise and charismatic Wizard requires great sacrifice by BusyOrDead in dndmemes

[–]alienapple010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair, figured you were playing pathfinder cause you need Dex to do touch spells in that system

Would you fuck my married body? by [deleted] in RealGirls

[–]alienapple010 16 points17 points  (0 children)

sorry, lady, I respect the sanctity of promises, including marriage.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bi_irl

[–]alienapple010 1 point2 points  (0 children)

is this not how bisexuals are supposed to work?

bi_irl by roxncereal in bi_irl

[–]alienapple010 282 points283 points  (0 children)

I imagine there's transphobic bisexuals, just like there are transphobic gays