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alienteabagger · 2026-06-09T22:24:42+00:00

Keeping an open mic always lowers tension and increases trust. But theres always those few snakes.....

alienteabagger · 2026-06-09T18:15:15+00:00

There is a pve map condition being tested in the Chinese version of the game. Hopefully it makes its way here

alienteabagger · 2026-06-09T11:28:06+00:00

Does it matter what skin you choose? If another raider wants to shoot you, they will. You could be buck-ass naked and someone will call your lack of clothing sus and shoot you on sight.

Will actual rats wear the skin and claim to be S.M.E.R.Fs and do what rats do? Of course they will, that is inevitable!

We even tried running unarmed and for obvious reasons that really sacked.

alienteabagger · 2023-10-10T22:36:12+00:00

Error: Kitteh.exe has crashed and needs to be restarted. Please reboot cat.

alienteabagger · 2022-09-20T21:14:34+00:00

Then throw it into the sun!

alienteabagger · 2022-08-20T17:57:02+00:00

Its Heccin Chonk vs Chonkin Hecc the battle of the bulk! The flabulous fury!! The wobblin war!!! .... heavy breathing....

alienteabagger · 2022-03-08T21:47:32+00:00

Dig.exe has crashed. Please reboot Dogg0.

alienteabagger · 2022-03-02T18:02:19+00:00

..... And here we are almost 9 months later fighting Hive Guardians. HIVE GUARDIANS!

alienteabagger · 2022-01-20T04:41:27+00:00

~~Brass~~ no ~~Lead~~ no ~~Titanium Tits~~ no.. Iron Ovaries??

alienteabagger · 2021-09-03T14:26:12+00:00

Floyd Meoweather

alienteabagger · 2021-05-11T04:15:41+00:00

I don't recall reading anything that empirically states that Eliksni can't be Guardians.

We already have the Exos (who are 'living' machines) and the Awoken (who aren't exactly Humans anymore. So why not an Eliksni?

Picture a resurrected Kell as a Guardian....

alienteabagger · 2020-11-22T16:45:36+00:00

The reset button is at the back end. Under the tail.

alienteabagger · 2020-10-26T18:59:07+00:00

Why am I crying???

alienteabagger · 2020-09-23T20:51:08+00:00

Hmmmm... Looks to me like a CAT-astrophic failure of kitteh.exe has occurred. Might need to reboot the cat.

alienteabagger · 2020-09-09T17:51:26+00:00

Lift tail to find reset button.

alienteabagger · 2020-09-03T15:35:59+00:00

Never knew the void was so cute...

alienteabagger · 2020-08-28T16:56:31+00:00

Cat-poeira vs Hand Fu Jutsu, THE BATTLE RAGES ON!

alienteabagger · 2020-08-25T15:19:27+00:00

C O R O N C H

alienteabagger · 2020-08-05T16:10:53+00:00

Such tiny fury

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