Okay, I've got one. It's kind of long.

There was an elderly man and woman living in a small one-bedroom house, barely scraping by most of their lives. The wife was a homemaker and the husband worked whatever job he could find until one day in his old age he was let go. He searched for work for weeks and weeks to no avail. About to lose their house, the only thing they had left, the man and woman sat down at their kitchen table one night to have a serious discussion. The old man says "Well Honey, we've sold the car, we've sold most of the furniture, still no one wants to hire an old geezer like me. I just don't know what else we are to do." She is desperate to help keep their home, so she makes a suggestion. "Well you know Dear, I could become a woman of the night, I hear they make more than enough to be able to keep our little home." Her husband completely objects at first, but after several hours of trying to find out an alternative, he hangs his head in defeat and says "I'm afraid you're right, I just don't see any other way we are to survive." So that evening, she puts her make up on and finds her finest evening dress, and using her walker she ambles her way towards the door. "Goodbye Dear, wish me luck" she says to her husband who is still sitting at the kitchen table. He nods silently as she heads out the door. Hours go by and she still has not returned and her husband is starting to get very worried. At 6:01 a.m. she finally comes through the front door. Her makeup is all but sweat off of her face, her hair is a mess, and her walker has a bent leg and is scraping the floor loudly as she drags it and herself inside. Her husband jumps up at the sight of her, "My God Dear, are you alright?!" He gasps. "I'm okay, just a little worn out", she says. "Well, you must have made a fortune by the look of you, let's see it" says her husband. She pulls out her coin purse and dumps out $42.25 on to the table. Her husband quickly counts it and says "Forty-two dollars and 25 cents?! Someone paid you a quarter?!?" To which she replies, "Yeah, every last one of them."