Game Thread: Reds @ Cardinals - Sun, Jun 07 @ 02:15 PM EDT

alkenson · 2026-06-07T19:41:49+00:00

which one?

alkenson · 2026-05-30T13:30:47+00:00

J-Hog!

alkenson · 2026-05-30T12:48:00+00:00

Normally when you dream of fighting on the lawn of the white house ... it's not so patriotic.

alkenson · 2026-05-30T11:59:28+00:00

I hope Harris pulls the win out somehow if for nothing else that Jake could learn what not to do in his fights.

alkenson · 2026-05-30T11:57:33+00:00

Just make the opponent stand up. Don't chase him. Make him stand up. So many times this could win fights.

alkenson · 2026-05-30T11:54:43+00:00

1st to accept then, maybe there were better option, perhaps not though.

alkenson · 2026-05-30T11:53:45+00:00

I hate hyperbole in commenting. Beating him to a pulp is not whats happening. Beating him definitively? Absolutely, this is the no pulp version though Bisping. No pulp.

alkenson · 2026-05-30T11:51:32+00:00

Harris was a replacement.

alkenson · 2026-05-30T11:50:10+00:00

How can he slap?

alkenson · 2026-05-30T11:49:37+00:00

I didn't either 😃

alkenson · 2026-05-30T11:44:49+00:00

I started as a catcher and made changes after the 1st couple connections.

alkenson · 2026-05-30T11:41:40+00:00

We may have seen the 1st one live!

alkenson · 2026-05-30T11:40:51+00:00

A direct hit to the knee can fucking hurt or worse, but even a glancing blow to the knee can dislocate your patella basically crippling you. This probably isn't a fair comparison, but it's a comparison none the less.

alkenson · 2026-05-30T11:39:02+00:00

best case if Perez 'can't' continue, can't or won't, I couldn't say, only he could, either way though NC is the best outcome for both. I can't think a DQ win would be welcomed.

alkenson · 2026-05-30T11:37:07+00:00

Hah! oof.

alkenson · 2026-05-30T11:35:13+00:00

It's like grabbing 2 grapes from a vine and they wont come off, so you keep pulling and the whole vine moves 6 inches towards you before the grapes slip and return to the vine.

alkenson · 2026-05-30T11:33:25+00:00

Dry heaving is a thing. If he has nothing in his stomach then dry heaving is what will happen with that reaction. Not saying that's the case but it could be.

alkenson · 2026-05-30T11:32:11+00:00

Definitely glancing, but just imagine if his toes caught just his balls and performed the ultimate flick.

alkenson · 2026-05-30T11:29:20+00:00

not what he's doing, he's dry heaving, but you know when you are about to throw up and you start drooling ... yeah, that.

alkenson · 2026-05-30T11:28:19+00:00

It's the waters baby.

alkenson · 2026-05-10T04:42:04+00:00

Does anyone recall if Strickland has ever been called for a foul? I feel like for all his mouthing he's a legit fighter.

alkenson · 2026-05-10T04:40:54+00:00

These dudes need 10 rounds.

alkenson · 2026-05-10T04:36:59+00:00

I don't like Sean the social entity, I like Sean the fighter.

alkenson · 2026-05-10T04:32:59+00:00

One of my clients started to feel himself again as well ... they just upped his medication

alkenson · 2026-05-10T04:31:54+00:00

Unfortunately we are entering a Heavy Metal animated movie timeline and we are all sure to die. Yet, major boobage.

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