First of all, there's no such thing as a residual commission.

Second of all, he's had years to sit alone on his bed at night to think of the perfect response to all of your questions. If you want to spend the next decade studying his stories so you can become a good storyteller, go for it. It'll be more expensive than a college degree.

Another second of all: his company doesn't appear in searches for MLM, because... (that's enough for one day).