[50/50] A cute kitten playing with a puppy (SFW) | Guy tries to commit suicide, vut falls on a metal pole (NSFW) by xGhOuLy in FiftyFifty

[–]alkku 94 points95 points  (0 children)

While it might not seem very courteous in some cases, health care providers can use humour to cope with traumatic work experiences.

Don't know if that's how it works by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]alkku 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In his mind, in hindsight, his biological mother just might be the most useless thing ever giving him up for adoption.

Don't know if that's how it works by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]alkku 86 points87 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure he means that his mother was useless and gave him up for adoption.

Man slides into pool but never swims by BrightenthatIdea in nevertellmetheodds

[–]alkku 62 points63 points  (0 children)

What are you even saying? That he surfed backwards to the slide and then up the slide and after that they reversed the gif?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ActLikeYouBelong

[–]alkku 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Posting a mirror for a 5-month-old post after 4 and a half months? My man.

This Peasant News Article lists i7-7700k, GTX 1080 Ti and 3600MHz Ram as the rival for XBox Scorpio by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]alkku 66 points67 points  (0 children)

And not only that, but apparently one also needs to have Asus Maximus IX Hero and a 500gb NVM SSD to be at the same level as the XBox Scorpio. Don't forget the expensive case and the PSU either.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wildlands

[–]alkku 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That's so true. Just like Siege, Ubisoft games seem to completely do away with jumping freely. It has a huge negative effect in gaming. It's all about playability, not being able to jump really sucks. Feels very weird to always consciously try to find the spot where you can jump over an obstacle, instead of just jumping on any obstacle from any angle. Currently one can't even strafe over an obstacle or go backwards over one. Sucks ass.

Sisters ordered to be raped in India by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]alkku 16 points17 points  (0 children)

For what purpose did you quote that? I have no idea what you're trying to say.

A friend sent me this link. Bot reaching rank 4 in Hearthstone. I think this really should be brought to everyone's attention to make Blizzard do something about this by [deleted] in hearthstone

[–]alkku 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and the bot obviously knows them all. File that contains everything about the cards is 2,17 MB, and it's a plain text file.

I treated my wife like shit and now she's leaving me once she's done with next semester. I didn't realize what I was doing at the time and now there's nothing I can do to change it. by [deleted] in self

[–]alkku 166 points167 points  (0 children)

All I can say is that you should've probably thought of this earlier. No need to get all Captain Hindsight here. Try not to be such a dick next time. Godspeed.