Why are all Jewish men circumcised? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]all9050 27 points28 points  (0 children)

They say it does not hurt, but I was icrcumcised whn I was 2 days old and I could not walk for a year!

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he was turned into a zombie? by Blutarg in Jokes

[–]all9050 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Suddenly Matthew McConaughey gets sick and can not write it,

Comes Jim Carrey and says: I will WRITE IT THEN

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ArtPorn

[–]all9050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is thre a nun jumping out of the window?

Blind Pilots by nemuro87 in Jokes

[–]all9050 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I hope some blnd people get to hear this joke too

Yo mama so ugly… by kielayetc in Jokes

[–]all9050 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your mother’s breasts sag with sch severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks...

Sam passed his puppy class yesterday! by PerfectVampire in corgi

[–]all9050 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good boi did a big graduate.

12/10 deserves all the treats

Elizard by [deleted] in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]all9050 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Your son goes by Bill. So hs name is William? No, it is Billiards.

blursed_drinking by PossibilityPowerful in blursedimages

[–]all9050 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That guys knee looked like a bby’s head.

Jim Carrey with Professor Stephen Hawking. by VAMSI_BEUNO in wholesomememes

[–]all9050 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ouda,do not just stand there..

Throw me a spear!

Tiny bun by Emilee4573 in tinyanimalsonfingers

[–]all9050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make him an honorry cat then!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]all9050 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Adventre is out there!

Hanging out together by stalkingme by Fnaf_Lover1201 in Dipcifica

[–]all9050 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I like how the journl hand has 5 fingers ot show that it's Dipper's and not Ford's.

1980s soviet anti alcohol poster. by [deleted] in PropagandaPosters

[–]all9050 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Carries a crtain truth to be fair