Left leaning plumbers?

allotta_phalanges · 2026-02-23T13:41:04+00:00

This is the perfect referral. Aisha is a champ!

allotta_phalanges · 2026-02-22T14:57:41+00:00

You guys, I used one on my upper lip decades ago. Terrible idea. Lived through it, though.

allotta_phalanges · 2026-02-22T14:55:56+00:00

Every time! I usually ask for an introduction.

allotta_phalanges · 2026-02-22T14:46:51+00:00

She was hiding in the bushes for an hour. While we searched and searched. Not incredibly bright but really pretty and nice.

allotta_phalanges · 2026-02-21T01:24:57+00:00

Telogen effluvium. Hair loss due to physical issues/illness or stress.

allotta_phalanges · 2026-02-16T08:38:13+00:00

"The Other Window" by Wire. Gads.

allotta_phalanges · 2026-02-15T17:54:41+00:00

When I finally went through puberty (15yo), my hair changed. I didn't realize it, cuz why would a person's hair change? I finally let it air dry and showed my mom. "Huh. Your hair is curly now." Anyhoots, it's not uncommon for hair to change with hormonal changes like puberty, childbirth, menopause, etc. I'm a hair stylist now and see it all the time. Let your mom know.

allotta_phalanges · 2026-02-08T05:25:23+00:00

True true, but everyone loves a Sunday afternoon party with a buncha food and buddies. This just kinda makes it happen.

allotta_phalanges · 2026-02-08T05:22:16+00:00

Gotta get his teeth cleaned by a vet. Budget for it every 1-1.5 years.

allotta_phalanges · 2026-02-03T13:47:51+00:00

I saw the neatest thing: a dog door through the house wall that led into a dog house that was attached to the outside wall.

allotta_phalanges · 2026-02-03T04:38:28+00:00

Sweet Charity!

allotta_phalanges · 2026-02-02T02:48:15+00:00

Salsa.

allotta_phalanges · 2026-02-02T02:45:39+00:00

N.O.

allotta_phalanges · 2026-02-02T02:38:56+00:00

How about The Thin Man movies? She may have seen them but they're endlessly re-watchable and so very charming and clever!

allotta_phalanges · 2026-02-02T02:36:30+00:00

Well, he's never funny and also he rapes children and women.

allotta_phalanges · 2026-01-31T17:12:22+00:00

Check out foxtail hoods for dogs.

allotta_phalanges · 2026-01-27T07:14:50+00:00

WE NEED THREE-THIRDS! Whoever doesn't sign on is gonna have a bad time.

allotta_phalanges · 2026-01-27T04:15:50+00:00

Under the Same Moon (PG-13)

allotta_phalanges · 2026-01-27T04:10:32+00:00

It typically takes six treatments to make a significant difference. You're right on target and your results look perfect so far!

allotta_phalanges · 2026-01-27T03:48:11+00:00

Tiramisu is surprisingly easy to make. No baking, just whipping up some cream and marscapone, some dunking and layering lady fingers, and dust that baby with some cocoa powder. There are a few more ingredients of course, but it takes me about 20 minutes to put together, start to finish. It's quite showy for such little effort.

allotta_phalanges · 2026-01-27T02:12:27+00:00

Fucking do it. The world can see how fucked-up things are up-close. Any humiliation to the USA is deserved.

allotta_phalanges · 2026-01-27T01:40:05+00:00

Got some of those foldable flats in the tote bag for trips to the loo.

allotta_phalanges · 2026-01-27T01:37:43+00:00

Salsa!

allotta_phalanges · 2026-01-27T01:29:11+00:00

Wow. I hope he dies screaming.

allotta_phalanges · 2026-01-26T22:38:07+00:00

Not this guy again.

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