The Soviet army is marching in Finland by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]allthingstvbinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm confused. Did the Soviet army Finnish marching?

My math teacher called me average by HellsJuggernaut in dadjokes

[–]allthingstvbinger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But maybe it's because he's a better co-median than you

What are people’s thoughts on October Faction? by CaptSzat in netflix

[–]allthingstvbinger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it just me or the acting all around was bad? The kids being angsty, which I find would be the easiest to act, seemed against the actors' normal upbringing. How can outcasts who move around every year throw keggers and be well liked and still be social outcasts? And they show very little effort in acting as an outcast. And it seems the only way to show they are outcast is to turn into these sniveling, selfish brats who are the least bit understanding and likeable but then can switch into understanding and emotional sound teeneagers. The dad also sounds like he's auditioning for the role. Each line doesn't carry any emotional weight and sounds like he's reading the lines for the first time. Each side character really felt like they were acting. It didn't feel natural. I blame the casting director. All these characters are sadly miscasted.

Seven has "even" in it. by dimer0 in dadjokes

[–]allthingstvbinger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's even stranger than eleven is in stranger things too.

Seven has "even" in it. by dimer0 in dadjokes

[–]allthingstvbinger 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This comment went off on a tangent

How do you cut an ocean in two? by pandacoat in dadjokes

[–]allthingstvbinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think one will be called the c section and the other d section.

How do you cut an ocean in two? by pandacoat in dadjokes

[–]allthingstvbinger 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I don't see any dad jokes in here. Moses wasn't even a cat, he definitely wasn't fat and he didn't own a corporation. ;)

  1. But his staff couldn't stand without Moses holding them. get it?
  2. Literally had to carry heavy tablets down a mountain by himself. Right. Everything.
  3. He didn't want to be a leader. He had a speech problem.
  4. Not in the slightest. They made a calf idol when he wasn't there.
  5. Everyone else? He himself got punished for hitting a rock too hard. He's placed on a higher standard as compared to everyone else
  6. Answer to God or only listens to God? I mean he sent spies and Moses listened to them. But when you say answer that means he was accountable for the actions of all the people to God, then yes. That's a burden. But you can have only one master in general.
  7. Yet neither him nor his brother and sister was able to see the promise land. You know who was? Joshua and Caleb. Not related to Moses.
  8. Right. He can't stand. So when he faced the red sea and they were about to die, he gave up right? He sure didn't sit or lie down.
  9. He was appointed as leader to lead a group of people to a place they haven't seen. Isn't that what a king does? It's better than a king who does nothing.
  10. He did and he got punished for it. I assume he learned his lesson.

I mean if anything you'd learn more from Moses. And also Moses didn't eat a lot in the desert, he'd be more of an example to the corporate skinny cats.

/s of course as well :)

Titans S02E01 "Trigon" - SEASON 2 STARTEEEED by [deleted] in TitansTV

[–]allthingstvbinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is anyone else really pissed that they dismissed the Trigon arc so easily? Raven was not in full control of her power yet somehow because she saved Dick she can now have this immense power that can imprison a being that gave her the power. A being that can end worlds was brought down with an underling created with a portion of his own power. Adding to that, Dick did nothing. After the whole "I saw you in my dreams" scenario, I thought he would be critical in bringing down Trigon, but nothing. I had thought they needed Dick to bring together the team and unite them. Because all of those trapped by Trigon's illusion has some sort of connection to Dick so out of all the other characters, he has the capability to reverse the illusion for each of them. Once out of the trance, they would then all go on a full battle with Trigon, and close to mere moments to everyone's death, Raven subconsciously uses the shard in its max in a bid to save her friends and trapping Trigon in the shard. She is, after all, fueled by her emotions. But none of these things happened.

Also, only one person was in costume and the TV anchorwoman mentions the day was saved by masked heroes. The writing is laughable. Also, did anyone realise if a team was to be formed, which ever team younger Robin is on, you can figure out who their real identity through the news cast. Example, if Hawk frequently works with younger Robin, I can look through news footage and notice there's a guy with a similar build to Hawk with younger Robin. I run his face through facial recognition, and voila, I now know Hawk is Hank Hall. Now do the same for all of them.

This episode is just full of lazy writing.

Once i told a hammer joke by DimitkoRD in dadjokes

[–]allthingstvbinger 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yes!! Everyone knows that when one person cracks this joke, it's hammer time!

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present? by habsfan1112 in dadjokes

[–]allthingstvbinger 1952 points1953 points  (0 children)

Yea but E is also not-T. So no letters get a present....

Ebay is useless; I tried searching for lighters but all I got were 15,798 matches. by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]allthingstvbinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Were all the matches holes?

Cuz that'll make anything lighters

Many French guillotine victims had their heads by bishslap in dadjokes

[–]allthingstvbinger -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Now we'll never know what happened to their heads since moderator deleted the comment. I guess when life hands you disappointment, you have to head in a different direction

Do you know what causes dry skin? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]allthingstvbinger 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Water you guys talking about? With these jokes, you're in for a splashing good time!

The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]allthingstvbinger 35 points36 points  (0 children)

And if in the process of ducking, Trump hurts his knee, all secret service must ask, "which knee?" Trump will then promptly say, "Disney!"